West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Horza » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:35 pm

Prufrock wrote:Tomkins is shocking.




:D.

Seriously though, he's poor, never an England player, and will at best be an average plodder.
You say that like they're mutually exclusive...
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:06 pm

He's there to keep Jenas, Green, Upson, Dyer...etc company.

Spot the common denminator.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by FozzyII » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:18 pm

Horza wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Tomkins is shocking.




:D.

Seriously though, he's poor, never an England player, and will at best be an average plodder.
You say that like they're mutually exclusive...
Tomkins played for England Under 21s tonight. I'll have a virtual fiver with you that he is capped by the senior team.

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Post by seanworth » Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:53 pm

What a collapse.

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Post by FozzyII » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:44 pm

fecking terrible. I knew first to score in the second half would win.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:04 pm

Hate to say it Fozzy but you may never have a better chance of breaking your Reebok hoodoo than next week
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Post by William the White » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:13 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Hate to say it Fozzy but you may never have a better chance of breaking your Reebok hoodoo than next week
Why do you think that, harry?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:08 am

William the White wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Hate to say it Fozzy but you may never have a better chance of breaking your Reebok hoodoo than next week
Why do you think that, harry?
I think he might be right..

West Ham - summat to fight for - serious threat of relegation
Bolton - one eye on a semi-final - relatively safe in the league and nobody wanting to get crocked..

not sure why harry thinks it though...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Horza » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:00 am

Ba and Hitzelsperger and us with no Sparky would make it close...

but this is West Ham we're talking.
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Post by seanworth » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:04 am

Horza wrote:Ba and Hitzelsperger and us with no Sparky would make it close...

but this is West Ham we're talking.
Exactly. Hell Green will run out into the middle of the pitch, grab the ball from one of his defenders and throw it into his own net if need be.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:44 am

complacency is the mother of despair!

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:09 pm

I just see West Ham have suddenly picked up. Ba & Hitzlesperger seem to have come into the side at the right time and Parker, Cole & Noble seem to have found form. Their defence makes em vulnerable mind despite it being full of current & future England internationals :roll:
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:27 pm

seanworth wrote:
Horza wrote:Ba and Hitzelsperger and us with no Sparky would make it close...

but this is West Ham we're talking.
Exactly. Hell Green will run out into the middle of the pitch, grab the ball from one of his defenders and throw it into his own net if need be.
Yup. The team AND fans are completely paranoid about us. In any other match I'd agree that we were there for the taking, but you simply know Green & Upson are cacking themselves about facing SKD.

Go on KUMB & you'll read their concern.

God I hope they go down.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:33 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
God I hope they go down.
I too want this.

But wait, isn't that plenty of points a season down the drain? And don't the karmic laws of football limit the amount of joy to be had at others expense? I think there are bigger fish to fry than these boys. Just. Vey just.
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Post by Il Pirate » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:46 am

relatively safe in the league


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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:15 pm

thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.
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Post by thebish » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:20 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.
impossibility is the auntie of despair...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:36 pm

thebish wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.
impossibility is the auntie of despair...
Patristic Greek was never my strong point. :oops:
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:47 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.
impossibility is the auntie of despair...
Patristic Greek was never my strong point. :oops:

Patristic Greek is the uncle of Doughnut Joe - down the market...

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by boltonboris » Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:59 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/12957669.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sums them up.. Horrible club, horrible fans
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