West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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You say that like they're mutually exclusive...Prufrock wrote:Tomkins is shocking.
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Seriously though, he's poor, never an England player, and will at best be an average plodder.
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He's there to keep Jenas, Green, Upson, Dyer...etc company.
Spot the common denminator.
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Tomkins played for England Under 21s tonight. I'll have a virtual fiver with you that he is capped by the senior team.Horza wrote:You say that like they're mutually exclusive...Prufrock wrote:Tomkins is shocking.
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Seriously though, he's poor, never an England player, and will at best be an average plodder.
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What a collapse.
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fecking terrible. I knew first to score in the second half would win.
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Hate to say it Fozzy but you may never have a better chance of breaking your Reebok hoodoo than next week
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Why do you think that, harry?Harry Genshaw wrote:Hate to say it Fozzy but you may never have a better chance of breaking your Reebok hoodoo than next week
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I think he might be right..William the White wrote:Why do you think that, harry?Harry Genshaw wrote:Hate to say it Fozzy but you may never have a better chance of breaking your Reebok hoodoo than next week
West Ham - summat to fight for - serious threat of relegation
Bolton - one eye on a semi-final - relatively safe in the league and nobody wanting to get crocked..
not sure why harry thinks it though...
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Ba and Hitzelsperger and us with no Sparky would make it close...
but this is West Ham we're talking.
but this is West Ham we're talking.
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Exactly. Hell Green will run out into the middle of the pitch, grab the ball from one of his defenders and throw it into his own net if need be.Horza wrote:Ba and Hitzelsperger and us with no Sparky would make it close...
but this is West Ham we're talking.
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complacency is the mother of despair!
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I just see West Ham have suddenly picked up. Ba & Hitzlesperger seem to have come into the side at the right time and Parker, Cole & Noble seem to have found form. Their defence makes em vulnerable mind despite it being full of current & future England internationals 

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Yup. The team AND fans are completely paranoid about us. In any other match I'd agree that we were there for the taking, but you simply know Green & Upson are cacking themselves about facing SKD.seanworth wrote:Exactly. Hell Green will run out into the middle of the pitch, grab the ball from one of his defenders and throw it into his own net if need be.Horza wrote:Ba and Hitzelsperger and us with no Sparky would make it close...
but this is West Ham we're talking.
Go on KUMB & you'll read their concern.
God I hope they go down.
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I too want this.bobo the clown wrote:
God I hope they go down.
But wait, isn't that plenty of points a season down the drain? And don't the karmic laws of football limit the amount of joy to be had at others expense? I think there are bigger fish to fry than these boys. Just. Vey just.
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relatively safe in the league
All of a sudden; I'm not so sure......................

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I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
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impossibility is the auntie of despair...Montreal Wanderer wrote:I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
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Patristic Greek was never my strong point.thebish wrote:impossibility is the auntie of despair...Montreal Wanderer wrote:I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!

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Montreal Wanderer wrote:Patristic Greek was never my strong point.thebish wrote:impossibility is the auntie of despair...Montreal Wanderer wrote:I thought, according to the good book, impossibility was the mother of despair.thebish wrote:complacency is the mother of despair!
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Sums them up.. Horrible club, horrible fans
Sums them up.. Horrible club, horrible fans
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