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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by malcd1 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:26 am

Have we merged the Happy and Angry threads together?

Some people on this forum almost make me appear happy-go-lucky. :lol:
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Post by thebish » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:26 am

malcd1 wrote:Have we merged the Happy and Angry threads together?

Some people on this forum almost make me appear happy-go-lucky. :lol:
any thread that mentions dog-owners puts william in a very dark place! :wink:

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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:28 am

Being a Victor Meldrew is good for you. Some medical study proved it.

I think it was in the Daily Mail along with the proof that climate change isn't happening and the poll that says kids actually enjoy corporal punishment.
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Post by thebish » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:36 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Being a Victor Meldrew is good for you. Some medical study proved it.

I think it was in the Daily Mail along with the proof that climate change isn't happening and the poll that says kids actually enjoy corporal punishment.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:38 am

Gooner Girl wrote: I kiss Milo but we don't do tongues ;)
After it's licked its own ringpiece? Nice!
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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by thebish » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:43 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: I kiss Milo but we don't do tongues ;)
After it's licked its own ringpiece? Nice!
I think it is true that you're more likely to get a serious illness from kissing a person than kissing a dog...

(kissing dogs, though, is still gross! as is letting dogs in beds - letting them eat off your plate etc...)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:46 am

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: I kiss Milo but we don't do tongues ;)
After it's licked its own ringpiece? Nice!
I think it is true that you're more likely to get a serious illness from kissing a person than kissing a dog...

(kissing dogs, though, is still gross! as is letting dogs in beds - letting them eat off your plate etc...)
I don't kiss him on the mouth or let him eat off my plate and he doesn't sleep on the bed at night. Mr GG lets him upstairs in the morning when he gets up and we have a little snuggle then (and he hogs all the duvet)

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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:47 am

I believe dog saliva has some anti bacterial properties.

I'm not taking the piss now either.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:12 am

Lord Kangana wrote:I believe dog saliva has some anti bacterial properties.

I'm not taking the piss now either.
I've heard that too.

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Post by thebish » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:29 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:I believe dog saliva has some anti bacterial properties.

I'm not taking the piss now either.
I've heard that too.
there are several tales of dogs licking old ladies festering and infected sores back to health... (eughh!!)

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Raven » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:12 pm

I was told by a doc its better to be bitten by a dog than a cat due to the bacterial issues.

Whats wrong with letting a dog lick a plate clean, saves on washing up!
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Post by truewhite15 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:34 pm

Going having a wander into town, seeing a friend I haven't seen in a while. I should explain that, as a redhead, sunshine and 20-degrees-plus temperatures don't agree with me. So this is the first time in a while that I've actually been out properly. Ergo, my happiness is twofold :mrgreen:

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by a1 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:33 pm

the ginger population of this website is about 89%

its worse than scotland.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:58 am

a1 wrote:the ginger population of this website is about 89%

its worse than scotland.
No problem with gingers

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by truewhite15 » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:26 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
a1 wrote:the ginger population of this website is about 89%

its worse than scotland.
No problem with gingers

At least you don't need to speak to them to know they're losers
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:27 pm

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:I believe dog saliva has some anti bacterial properties.

I'm not taking the piss now either.
I've heard that too.
there are several tales of dogs licking old ladies festering and infected sores back to health... (eughh!!)
When I had an infected ingrowing toenail, the doc recommended that I get my dog to lick the affected area, to help the recovery process. Felt nice, and we've since embarked (woof) on a loving relationship.

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:29 pm

At least you didn't mention the time you pretended to have genital warts
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:35 pm

truewhite15 wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
a1 wrote:the ginger population of this website is about 89%

its worse than scotland.
No problem with gingers

At least you don't need to speak to them to know they're losers
You're a wonderful human being, Caps.
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Post by Verbal » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:38 pm

first two days have gone well. Today was a lot to learn, tiring, but good to be back writing, researching, journamalising...very good :)

Our website needs to be taken out t'back of the stables and shot though. Feck me.
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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:42 pm

Where are you at Verbal?
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