West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:30 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:I didn't vote but if I had I would vote Conservative

Guess that makes me a Tory
in what way exactly? are you a member?

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by William the White » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:47 pm

I did vote, but i'm not really Labour... i'm just much more not Tory...

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Post by thebish » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:20 am

if we can't reliably apply political labels to those who DO vote - then I see no reason/logic whatsoever in assuming political labels for those that don't.

if - for the sake of argument - the archbishop of canterbury declared that 41% of people who go to church in the UK are Anglican, that would be one thing. BUT he could NOT sensibly go on to claim that 41% of the population of England are Anglicans. It would be ludicrous to apply a denominational label to people who do not go to church.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:54 am

So anyway...

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Post by thebish » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:31 am

KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.

I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
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KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.

I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
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He hopes he catches Aids. Priceless.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:36 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
thebish wrote:
KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.

I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
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He hopes he catches Aids. Priceless.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Hoboh » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:23 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
thebish wrote:
KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.

I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
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He hopes he catches Aids. Priceless.
Better than having Robbie Savage, apparently !

AIDS is far too good for Savage!!!!!!!! That flesh eating bug is more like or dipped in boiling oil

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:00 pm

How absolutely ironic that the World Cup winning academy of excellence,newly relegated West Ham, should get Sam Allardyce as a manager, and he be talking about signing Diouf and Nolan, the three musketeers of cockney derision of all that was wrong with football just a few seasons ago. You really couldn't make this up. Watch out Davo, they'll be after you next.

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Post by thebish » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:06 pm

BigSam's gettin' the gang back together!!

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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:20 pm

I await with barely-contained-like-christmas-morning-as-a-kid-enthusiasm the Martin Samuel article about how West Ham are ruining the English game and that Bolton are the type of club everyone should look to emulate...
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by LiOC » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:47 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:I await with barely-contained-like-christmas-morning-as-a-kid-enthusiasm the Martin Samuel article about how West Ham are ruining the English game and that Bolton are the type of club everyone should look to emulate...
I wouldn't get your hopes up.
Sam'll be innovative, effective with 50 yard raking passes like you won't believe if he looks like he'll bring them back up. They'll be writing columns on how West Ham transformed Sam from rough, physical, long ball Bolton man, to seeing the light and playing the "West Ham way" as soon as he gets his first win.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:25 am

If they win by the opposition scoring a homer it'll still come out as due to extended pressure and a plan. Big Sam'll be an ideal scapegoat for them losing cos he'll surely get the blame.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by seanworth » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:01 am

If successful the press will change their description of BSA football from hoofing the ball up the pitch to precision pinpoint accuracy cross field passes.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by calcalstar » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:38 pm

3 million and they can have SKD if u ask me!! or a swap for scotty parker

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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:54 am

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Post by Hoboh » Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:58 pm

http://sport.uk.msn.com/football/news/a ... =158207547" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Nice one Sam :mrgreen:

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Post by BwfcDan » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:46 am

I notice Faye has completed his signing for them. Very good signing for them at that level.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:25 am

A new sense of perspective seems to have descended on their board in the main. They seem to be quite happy with him, he's a decent Championship signing.

They're also being linked with Ricardo. Not sure I'd like to see him leave unless we're getting in 6 or 7 players, which I'm not sure we can afford.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:42 am

BwfcDan wrote:I notice Faye has completed his signing for them. Very good signing for them at that level.
"At that level" .... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It IS an excellent signing, though he gets him, looking at Diouf, asked about Nolan & Ricardo G .... seems like he's a gathering the clan boys.

Now watch the retards there have to live with it.
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