West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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in what way exactly? are you a member?CAPSLOCK wrote:I didn't vote but if I had I would vote Conservative
Guess that makes me a Tory
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I did vote, but i'm not really Labour... i'm just much more not Tory...
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if we can't reliably apply political labels to those who DO vote - then I see no reason/logic whatsoever in assuming political labels for those that don't.
if - for the sake of argument - the archbishop of canterbury declared that 41% of people who go to church in the UK are Anglican, that would be one thing. BUT he could NOT sensibly go on to claim that 41% of the population of England are Anglicans. It would be ludicrous to apply a denominational label to people who do not go to church.
if - for the sake of argument - the archbishop of canterbury declared that 41% of people who go to church in the UK are Anglican, that would be one thing. BUT he could NOT sensibly go on to claim that 41% of the population of England are Anglicans. It would be ludicrous to apply a denominational label to people who do not go to church.
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So anyway...
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KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.
I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***

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He hopes he catches Aids. Priceless.thebish wrote:KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.
I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
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Better than having Robbie Savage, apparently !CrazyHorse wrote:He hopes he catches Aids. Priceless.thebish wrote:KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.
I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
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bobo the clown wrote:Better than having Robbie Savage, apparently !CrazyHorse wrote:He hopes he catches Aids. Priceless.thebish wrote:KUMB the gift that keeps on giving wrote:It may be normal behaviour in Africa or wherever the f*** Diouf comes from, but for me spitting is the worst of insults, i would much rather get a smack on the nose than be spat at.
I was in the crowd at Liverpool and he did exactly what Sicknote said, the bloke is vile and i hope he catches aids. c***
AIDS is far too good for Savage!!!!!!!! That flesh eating bug is more like or dipped in boiling oil
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How absolutely ironic that the World Cup winning academy of excellence,newly relegated West Ham, should get Sam Allardyce as a manager, and he be talking about signing Diouf and Nolan, the three musketeers of cockney derision of all that was wrong with football just a few seasons ago. You really couldn't make this up. Watch out Davo, they'll be after you next.
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BigSam's gettin' the gang back together!!
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I await with barely-contained-like-christmas-morning-as-a-kid-enthusiasm the Martin Samuel article about how West Ham are ruining the English game and that Bolton are the type of club everyone should look to emulate...
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I wouldn't get your hopes up.Lord Kangana wrote:I await with barely-contained-like-christmas-morning-as-a-kid-enthusiasm the Martin Samuel article about how West Ham are ruining the English game and that Bolton are the type of club everyone should look to emulate...
Sam'll be innovative, effective with 50 yard raking passes like you won't believe if he looks like he'll bring them back up. They'll be writing columns on how West Ham transformed Sam from rough, physical, long ball Bolton man, to seeing the light and playing the "West Ham way" as soon as he gets his first win.
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If they win by the opposition scoring a homer it'll still come out as due to extended pressure and a plan. Big Sam'll be an ideal scapegoat for them losing cos he'll surely get the blame.
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If successful the press will change their description of BSA football from hoofing the ball up the pitch to precision pinpoint accuracy cross field passes.
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3 million and they can have SKD if u ask me!! or a swap for scotty parker
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I notice Faye has completed his signing for them. Very good signing for them at that level.
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A new sense of perspective seems to have descended on their board in the main. They seem to be quite happy with him, he's a decent Championship signing.
They're also being linked with Ricardo. Not sure I'd like to see him leave unless we're getting in 6 or 7 players, which I'm not sure we can afford.
They're also being linked with Ricardo. Not sure I'd like to see him leave unless we're getting in 6 or 7 players, which I'm not sure we can afford.
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"At that level" ....BwfcDan wrote:I notice Faye has completed his signing for them. Very good signing for them at that level.




It IS an excellent signing, though he gets him, looking at Diouf, asked about Nolan & Ricardo G .... seems like he's a gathering the clan boys.
Now watch the retards there have to live with it.
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