Today I'm angry about.....

[Gooner Girl]

Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th!

I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! )

[Bruce Rioja]

Today I'm angry that it started hailstoning on me when I walked to the post box. It's June the fecking 12th!

I had to bundle the twins into coats to take them out today. COATS! This time last week i spent the afternoon on the beach. Weird weather.

(Though its not June 12th today or if it is i have missed both my dads and my nephews birthday! )

There's no real excuse for a typo on a number block

I've got all the windows open to the vent bit here, but the temperature is dropping so low during the night that i'm finding myself waking up in the foetal position under the quilt.

[Gary the Enfield]

All of the above are still available here:

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We have a sweet emporium in Enfield Town called Ma Battley's (the website is down at the mo so I won't post the link) However, trust me when I say you can purchase ANYTHING sweet from our youth in there.

The Cigarettes are now candy sticks and the sweet tobacco has been renamed but you could still pretend.

Bullseyes, Army and Navy sweets, Caramel Nuts and Sweet Peanuts are in abundance. Flying Saucers, Liquorice (Whirls and Root), Spanish and Sugar Mice are mine whenever I want.

Upstairs they have a cafe which does Fish Fingers sandwiches (butties) on thick slices of Bloomer loaf.

Heaven is a shop in Enfield

[Gooner Girl]

No wonder you moved there...

[Worthy4England]

All of the above are still available here:

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/kali-p-82.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We have a sweet emporium in Enfield Town called Ma Battley's (the website is down at the mo so I won't post the link) However, trust me when I say you can purchase ANYTHING sweet from our youth in there.

The Cigarettes are now candy sticks and the sweet tobacco has been renamed but you could still pretend.

Bullseyes, Army and Navy sweets, Caramel Nuts and Sweet Peanuts are in abundance. Flying Saucers, Liquorice (Whirls and Root), Spanish and Sugar Mice are mine whenever I want.

Upstairs they have a cafe which does Fish Fingers sandwiches (butties) on thick slices of Bloomer loaf.

Heaven is a shop in Enfield

Bet you can't still get a ha'penny mix...

[Hoboh]

not angry, absoloutly steaming

Why do all these f**kwits pop up telling us we should be doing something about all these middle east and north african countrys? You want intervention send your sons and grandsons and you feckin' pay for it!
When was the last time any of the poor people over there did 'owt for us except dancing in the streets after 9/11?
Want a solution? nuke the feckin' lot of the wretches, problem solved, I'm sure we will work out a way to extract the oil by robotic means and terminate any residual life forms that survive.
Like they used to say "the only good Arab is a dead one"!
They want to go to allah lets speed the process up and before I forget make sure interfearing Hague and anyone else is visiting these places at the time.
Long live Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!

[TANGODANCER]

Morning Hoboh. What were you drinking then?

[Randy Watson]

Long live Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!

Beckham?

[Annoyed Grunt]

Having to return to work after my holiday.

[truewhite15]

Somebody using my name, email address and phone number to sign up to a load of unwanted sites, so that I get the nuisance texts and emails. I've got a pretty good idea who it is, and if I get any proof, he'll not be walking around anywhere for a while...

[thebish]

people who pronounce the word "exactly" as ezzackly... scum!

[Lofthouse Lower]

Guy at work pronounces 'ineligible' as 'illegible', which really grinds my gears

[bobo the clown]

Guy at work pronounces 'ineligible' as 'illegible', which really grinds my gears

Wheras in North-East Wales they say ... quite knowingly ... "ears" when they mean "years". Now THAT is weird.

[Wandering Willy]

people who pronounce the word "exactly" as ezzackly... scum!

You can add people who say "aks" instead of ask too.

[thebish]

people who pronounce the word "exactly" as ezzackly... scum!

You can add people wo say "aks" instead of ask too.

racist!

[Wandering Willy]

Hadn't thought of it that way. Not meant to be.

[thebish]

Hadn't thought of it that way. Not meant to be.

I know - I was teasing you!

[Lord Kangana]

Its more of a Arks than aks. Its a London thing.

I reckon theres something in the water down there. Besides the shit taste and ludicrously high levels of oestrogen.

[Gary the Enfield]

Its more of a Arks than aks. Its a London thing.

I reckon theres something in the water down there. Besides the shit taste and ludicrously high levels of oestrogen.

Oo arksed yoo?

[CrazyHorse]

Having to charge my frigging phone every frigging day.