TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[t_o_molloy]

"Santa Cruz is a proven goalscorer"
"who the hell do u expect us sign if u think wer to good for santa cruz, were not real madrid or barcelona u know"
Looks like Gary Megson inhabits the Bolton Wanderers facebook page.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Vanker
Riding/Sir Nut
Buist

All utter abominations

[Tombwfc]

A big no thanks to Santa Cruz. Injury prone, doesn't score goals and is on 70,000 a week.

He had one great season at Blackburn, the only other time he's scored over 5 league goals in a season was in 1999. We'd be better off with DJ Campbell.

[t_o_molloy]

Vanker
Riding/Sir Nut
Buist

All utter abominations

Buist is the best value for money, Vanker's recently been exposed as a Liverpool fan.
The newest main gimp is John Small, adamant that Eddie Davies is a 'greedy bastard' because he put 5% interest on that huge loan he gave us for the umpteenth time and claiming we should buy Santa Cruz because of that season he had 4 years ago.
I remember Heskey got 21 goals a little further back, I don't think anybody would describe him as a proven goalscorer.

[Lofthouse Lower]

I'm aware of all of them Tom. All are just a massive source of facepalm gold.

[BWFC_Insane]

Santa Cruz, jesus Christ. Not a chance in hell we'll sign him unless he is a tissue match for Klasnic and can donate a spare kidney!

[TKIZ!]

Manchester Evening News has us in for Barton.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Manchester Evening News has us in for Barton.

What, we're playing right-midfield for Newcastle?

[Lord Kangana]

I'll dance down Newport Street naked.

I'm quite looking foward to it actually.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

What, playing right-midfield for Newcastle?

[Lord Kangana]

They'll need something to draw a crowd now that they haven't got a team to put out.

[TKIZ!]

Yup, they offered us £50k for the whole forum. We time share the RW for the Toon. DSB has first dibs

[bobo the clown]

Vanker
Riding/Sir Nut
Buist

All utter abominations

agreed.

Thank God they're gone ... Same goes for Batman & his so called brother Bruno !

[kick ass koala]

I wonder if Barton can play up front ?

God, Barton and Davies up front, i can see the foul count now.

[Choppers]

I'll dance down Newport Street naked.

I'm quite looking foward to it actually.

As much as I'd like it to happen, if we sign Barton before a striker...I'll be shocked.

[Gooner Girl]

I'll dance down Newport Street naked.

I'm quite looking foward to it actually.

As much as I'd like it to happen, if we sign Barton before a striker...I'll be shocked.

You'd like to watch LK dance down Newport street naked?!

(where is Newport street?!)

[Lofthouse Lower]

Change 'shocked' to 'disgusted' and you'd be right.

Barton is no better than your Denilson.

[CrazyHorse]

(where is Newport street?!)

It's the massive 190 mile long dual carriageway between Bolton and Newport.
D'you not remember the protests when they built it a few yeas ago? That fella Swampy buried himself underground to try and prevent the Highways agency from building it. It was all over the news at the time.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

(where is Newport street?!)

It's the massive 190 mile long dual carriageway between Bolton and Newport.

He's right, GG. I understand in Newport they call it Bolton Street.

[Gooner Girl]

(where is Newport street?!)

It's the massive 190 mile long dual carriageway between Bolton and Newport.
D'you not remember the protests when they built it a few yeas ago? That fella Swampy buried himself underground to try and prevent the Highways agency from building it. It was all over the news at the time.

Thats a long way to dance...

I vaguely remember someone called swampy protesting about something but given it all happened 'up north' it may well have passed me by to a degree! Busy road then?!