TKIZ's impossibly brilliant all new Transfer Rumours thread

[Salford Trotter]

SSN report OC is not interested in Barton but SWP is on his target list...report later

[ohjimmyjimmy]

No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Mr GG loves the twins but would far rather go out to work all day then have to deal with 2 grizzly, teething babies who, atm, are doing endless disgusting nappies (tmi?)

and on that note, they appear to be waking up again so I had better get dressed, get them up, walk the dog and meet my friend for a cuppa and chat!

Do you ever do any work??

[ohjimmyjimmy]

SSN report OC is not interested in Barton but SWP is on his target list...report later

I'd be surprised if OC has 'named names', he's always very strict about that.

[Gooner Girl]

No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Mr GG loves the twins but would far rather go out to work all day then have to deal with 2 grizzly, teething babies who, atm, are doing endless disgusting nappies (tmi?)

and on that note, they appear to be waking up again so I had better get dressed, get them up, walk the dog and meet my friend for a cuppa and chat!

Do you ever do any work??

The mood they have been in this morning i'd rather have been back at work for a rest!

Depends if you call being on call 24/7, feeding, changing and entertaining 2 small babies work or not...

You've got a gorgeous little girl, did the missus never leave her with you for a day when she was a baby? Imagine that x 2.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Mr GG loves the twins but would far rather go out to work all day then have to deal with 2 grizzly, teething babies who, atm, are doing endless disgusting nappies (tmi?)

and on that note, they appear to be waking up again so I had better get dressed, get them up, walk the dog and meet my friend for a cuppa and chat!

Do you ever do any work??

The mood they have been in this morning i'd rather have been back at work for a rest!

Depends if you call being on call 24/7, feeding, changing and entertaining 2 small babies work or not...

You've got a gorgeous little girl, did the missus never leave her with you for a day when she was a baby? Imagine that x 2.

It was fine when she was a baby, now she's two, i prefer being at work !

[Gooner Girl]

It was fine when she was a baby, now she's two, i prefer being at work !

Where you can doss about all day discussing non-existant transfers?!

[thebish]

No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Mr GG loves the twins but would far rather go out to work all day then have to deal with 2 grizzly, teething babies who, atm, are doing endless disgusting nappies (tmi?)

and on that note, they appear to be waking up again so I had better get dressed, get them up, walk the dog and meet my friend for a cuppa and chat!

Do you ever do any work??

The mood they have been in this morning i'd rather have been back at work for a rest!

Depends if you call being on call 24/7, feeding, changing and entertaining 2 small babies work or not...

You've got a gorgeous little girl, did the missus never leave her with you for a day when she was a baby? Imagine that x 2.

is there no thread that doesn't somehow end up being about GG's babies??

[Bruno3]

No, we're all stay-at-home parents.

Mr GG loves the twins but would far rather go out to work all day then have to deal with 2 grizzly, teething babies who, atm, are doing endless disgusting nappies (tmi?)

and on that note, they appear to be waking up again so I had better get dressed, get them up, walk the dog and meet my friend for a cuppa and chat!

Do you ever do any work??

The mood they have been in this morning i'd rather have been back at work for a rest!

Depends if you call being on call 24/7, feeding, changing and entertaining 2 small babies work or not...

You've got a gorgeous little girl, did the missus never leave her with you for a day when she was a baby? Imagine that x 2.

is there no thread that doesn't somehow end up being about GG's babies??

Should that be "foals" - (for crossword addicts)

[thebish]

apparently Coyle has ruled out a Barton "raid"...

[Lord Kangana]

Damn.

I was looking forward to donning my helmet, jumping in the longboat and causing a bit of mayhem round Lindisfarne way.

[drummergeek]

apparently Coyle has ruled out a Barton "raid"...

barton will get a good "raid" when he goes back to jail

[TANGODANCER]

Damn.

I was looking forward to donning my helmet, jumping in the longboat long-ship and causing a bit of mayhem round Lindisfarne way.

Fixed that for you Ragnar.

[Lord Kangana]

I'm a raider not a rower. I've no idea of the make of taxi that takes me there.

[TANGODANCER]

I'm a raider not a rower. I've no idea of the make of taxi that takes me there.

It was just in case any of our Scandanavian players read the thread.

[Choppers]

Some bloke on Twitter thinks we're gonna sign Jerome.

Again.

[thebish]

Some bloke on Twitter thinks we're gonna sign Jerome.

Again.

have we signed him before?

[drummergeek]

Some bloke on Twitter thinks we're gonna sign Jerome.

Again.

no no no nooooooooooooooooooo please no!!!

[Lord Kangana]

In a deal worth no more than £4.45m at a guess.

[m_taylor]

I agree with Jol and Coyle that Jerome is not worth more than 3 Mil. He isn't the finished article but with some work from a good man manager (eg Coyle) then he could be and sold on for more.

My bro is a brum fan ands says he can't understand the interest and would sell him to anyone that is willing to actually pay his wages!

[Lofthouse Lower]

He's not worth 30 pence. He's mega shit.