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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:56 am

A colleague of mine has known him all his life - reckons he'd have been a career criminal had he hadn't been good at footie, and is a nasty little shit.
That he didn't get at least a booking for sticking his studs into Mark Davies's cock and bollocks defies belief. Well, it would had it not taken place 20 ft from the dugouts.
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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by boltonboris » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:37 am

There was no way on Earth the referee was going to spoil Scholes' big day really, was there?
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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:38 am

Dr Hotdog wrote:Not read through everything but am I the only one who thinks the little ginger bastard who scored the first goal committed two yellow card offenses before slotting home in first half injury time?
A high challenge on Mark Davies (after about 15 minutes) and deliberate handball (the most obvious breach of the rules in the whole 90+ minutes) resulted in free kicks and nothing more.
Despite winning 3-0 and getting a penalty, Rednose is wailing they should have been playing ten men and Knight should have got red.
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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by norm the jedi » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:50 am

Because he's a cunk - who's got everything and still needs more..
Are we in League 2 yet - Three seasons and we'll be away to Chesham

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:43 pm

That 'tackle' - and chuckle - the worst point of the whole thing for me

More you see it, the more you realise it wasn't 'mistimed' or unfortunate, he just stamps on Davies' chest

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Post by jmjhb » Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:35 pm

Noticed Ferguson has been moaning in the press about Knight not getting a red. What an unpleasant man.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:48 pm

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Dr Hotdog wrote:Not read through everything but am I the only one who thinks the little ginger bastard who scored the first goal committed two yellow card offenses before slotting home in first half injury time?
A high challenge on Mark Davies (after about 15 minutes) and deliberate handball (the most obvious breach of the rules in the whole 90+ minutes) resulted in free kicks and nothing more.
yeah - but - (chortle chortle) - it's Paul Scholes (chuckle, chuckle) - he means no harm (giggle) - he's never been the greatest tackler (smiley, smiley) - and he's not as quick as he used to be (guffaw) - he's a good honest hard-working midfielder - (greasy, greasy) - a lovable old harmless rogue (smugly smugly) - he's not gonna change now...

repeat until you vomit...

Lineker laughed at his 'mis-timed' tackle on MOTD. The nice person.

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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:10 pm

thebish wrote:
Dr Hotdog wrote:Not read through everything but am I the only one who thinks the little ginger bastard who scored the first goal committed two yellow card offenses before slotting home in first half injury time?
A high challenge on Mark Davies (after about 15 minutes) and deliberate handball (the most obvious breach of the rules in the whole 90+ minutes) resulted in free kicks and nothing more.
yeah - but - (chortle chortle) - it's Paul Scholes (chuckle, chuckle) - he means no harm (giggle) - he's never been the greatest tackler (smiley, smiley) - and he's not as quick as he used to be (guffaw) - he's a good honest hard-working midfielder - (greasy, greasy) - a lovable old harmless rogue (smugly smugly) - he's not gonna change now...

repeat until you vomit...
That is pretty much word for word how they laughed it off on 5Live. I was fit to smash the radio. My (United supporting as it happens) mate calls it "Regular England Midfielder Syndrome" (see also Robson, B and Gerrard, S).
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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by The Axman » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:47 pm

Bloody Nora. Just read match report (BBC). So why was Ivan benched throughout? injury, rest, OC don't rate him, lost another organ???

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:23 pm

The Axman wrote:Bloody Nora. Just read match report (BBC). So why was Ivan benched throughout? injury, rest, OC don't rate him, lost another organ???
Christ knows what OC was up to with his subs on Saturday.

On 69 minutes (at 1-0), as Nani left the field for Park Ji-Sung (and Scholes for Giggs), he brought on right-back Riley for right-winger Eagles.

On 80 minutes (at 2-0), just after Hernandez replaced Welbeck, he took off Muamba for Pratley, thus allowing Carrick to amble slowly forward and gently curl a left-footer in from 20 yards.

On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.

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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:05 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine... :conf:

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:48 pm

thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine... :conf:
If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.
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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:50 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine... :conf:
If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.
<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>

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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by TKIZ! » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:51 pm

Don't be mean to the clown, Bish! :)
Pfffft.

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:55 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine... :conf:
If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.
<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>
I know .... it was a joke back.

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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:57 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine... :conf:
If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.
<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>
I know .... it was a joke back.

:spank:
Don't you long for a guy to say "yes, perhaps I got carried away." ?? :wink:

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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:00 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.
<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>
I know .... it was a joke back.
:spank:
Don't you long for a guy to say "yes, perhaps I got carried away." ?? :wink:
... well fckg say it then !!!
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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:04 pm

you've also manked up the quotes big-time!

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Re: DMB's Away.

Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:55 pm

thebish wrote:you've also manked up the quotes big-time!
:lol:

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