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A colleague of mine has known him all his life - reckons he'd have been a career criminal had he hadn't been good at footie, and is a nasty little shit.
That he didn't get at least a booking for sticking his studs into Mark Davies's cock and bollocks defies belief. Well, it would had it not taken place 20 ft from the dugouts.
That he didn't get at least a booking for sticking his studs into Mark Davies's cock and bollocks defies belief. Well, it would had it not taken place 20 ft from the dugouts.
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There was no way on Earth the referee was going to spoil Scholes' big day really, was there?
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Despite winning 3-0 and getting a penalty, Rednose is wailing they should have been playing ten men and Knight should have got red.Dr Hotdog wrote:Not read through everything but am I the only one who thinks the little ginger bastard who scored the first goal committed two yellow card offenses before slotting home in first half injury time?
A high challenge on Mark Davies (after about 15 minutes) and deliberate handball (the most obvious breach of the rules in the whole 90+ minutes) resulted in free kicks and nothing more.
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Because he's a cunk - who's got everything and still needs more..
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That 'tackle' - and chuckle - the worst point of the whole thing for me
More you see it, the more you realise it wasn't 'mistimed' or unfortunate, he just stamps on Davies' chest
More you see it, the more you realise it wasn't 'mistimed' or unfortunate, he just stamps on Davies' chest
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Noticed Ferguson has been moaning in the press about Knight not getting a red. What an unpleasant man.
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thebish wrote:yeah - but - (chortle chortle) - it's Paul Scholes (chuckle, chuckle) - he means no harm (giggle) - he's never been the greatest tackler (smiley, smiley) - and he's not as quick as he used to be (guffaw) - he's a good honest hard-working midfielder - (greasy, greasy) - a lovable old harmless rogue (smugly smugly) - he's not gonna change now...Dr Hotdog wrote:Not read through everything but am I the only one who thinks the little ginger bastard who scored the first goal committed two yellow card offenses before slotting home in first half injury time?
A high challenge on Mark Davies (after about 15 minutes) and deliberate handball (the most obvious breach of the rules in the whole 90+ minutes) resulted in free kicks and nothing more.
repeat until you vomit...
Lineker laughed at his 'mis-timed' tackle on MOTD. The nice person.
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That is pretty much word for word how they laughed it off on 5Live. I was fit to smash the radio. My (United supporting as it happens) mate calls it "Regular England Midfielder Syndrome" (see also Robson, B and Gerrard, S).thebish wrote:yeah - but - (chortle chortle) - it's Paul Scholes (chuckle, chuckle) - he means no harm (giggle) - he's never been the greatest tackler (smiley, smiley) - and he's not as quick as he used to be (guffaw) - he's a good honest hard-working midfielder - (greasy, greasy) - a lovable old harmless rogue (smugly smugly) - he's not gonna change now...Dr Hotdog wrote:Not read through everything but am I the only one who thinks the little ginger bastard who scored the first goal committed two yellow card offenses before slotting home in first half injury time?
A high challenge on Mark Davies (after about 15 minutes) and deliberate handball (the most obvious breach of the rules in the whole 90+ minutes) resulted in free kicks and nothing more.
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Bloody Nora. Just read match report (BBC). So why was Ivan benched throughout? injury, rest, OC don't rate him, lost another organ???
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Christ knows what OC was up to with his subs on Saturday.The Axman wrote:Bloody Nora. Just read match report (BBC). So why was Ivan benched throughout? injury, rest, OC don't rate him, lost another organ???
On 69 minutes (at 1-0), as Nani left the field for Park Ji-Sung (and Scholes for Giggs), he brought on right-back Riley for right-winger Eagles.
On 80 minutes (at 2-0), just after Hernandez replaced Welbeck, he took off Muamba for Pratley, thus allowing Carrick to amble slowly forward and gently curl a left-footer in from 20 yards.
On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
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he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine...Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.

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If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.thebish wrote:he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine...Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
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<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>bobo the clown wrote:If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.thebish wrote:he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine...Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.
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I know .... it was a joke back.thebish wrote:<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>bobo the clown wrote:If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.thebish wrote:he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine...Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.

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"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Don't you long for a guy to say "yes, perhaps I got carried away." ??bobo the clown wrote:I know .... it was a joke back.thebish wrote:<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>bobo the clown wrote:If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.thebish wrote:he can't complain he hasn't had his chance to shine...Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: On 88 minutes, Tuncay came on for Petrov. Funnily enough, it didn't turn the game in our favour.

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... well fckg say it then !!!thebish wrote:bobo the clown wrote:Don't you long for a guy to say "yes, perhaps I got carried away." ??thebish wrote:I know .... it was a joke back.bobo the clown wrote:<whisper> a JOKE bobo - based on him coming on at 88mins... </whisper>thebish wrote:If he'd have played him in the hole he may have .... maybe not to 3-3, but 3-2 I'd bet. He had about 6 minutes ffs.
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thebish wrote:you've also manked up the quotes big-time!

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