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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:56 pm

thebish wrote:
Athers wrote:Well now we have to play the game of imagining what that joke might've been.

I'll go with putting a gin and tonic in his hand.
he tattoed 4-4-2 on Coyles todger....
2 perhaps,442 would be stretching it a bit.

Connelly probably just stuck a red nose on him and took a photo. Amazing foresight that lad.

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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:08 pm

I'm hoping it was something bloody serious for that reaction.

You know, like stubbing a cigar out on him, or waking him up with a 5 iron, or maybe refusing to warm up to go on.

Otherwise it's somewhat "cutting your nose off to spite your face" except it's the club's face, not his own.

All that said, if he were being shunted out to a premiership team, or leading Champ we may feel he's a loss.
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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by Prufrock » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:14 am

thebish wrote:
Athers wrote:Well now we have to play the game of imagining what that joke might've been.

I'll go with putting a gin and tonic in his hand.
he tattoed 4-4-2 on Coyles todger....
and he signed it 'F. Muamba' :D
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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:29 pm

Prufrock wrote:
thebish wrote:
Athers wrote:Well now we have to play the game of imagining what that joke might've been.

I'll go with putting a gin and tonic in his hand.
he tattoed 4-4-2 on Coyles todger....
and he signed it 'F. Muamba' :D
"Moo" more likely.
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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:30 am

Probably tattood an arse on his elbow. Coyle has been baffled ever since.

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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by Sponge » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:30 am

bobo the clown wrote:I'm hoping it was something bloody serious for that reaction.

You know, like stubbing a cigar out on him, or waking him up with a 5 iron, or maybe refusing to warm up to go on.

Otherwise it's somewhat "cutting your nose off to spite your face" except it's the club's face, not his own.

All that said, if he were being shunted out to a premiership team, or leading Champ we may feel he's a loss.


And you can't be pretend to be best mates with your subordinates, as is Coyle's way, then act like a bitch when a practical joke is played on you. He sounds like a right nice person, TBH. Happy people: can't trust them. If you're not depressed in this life you're either shallow, stupid, or fake; Happy-Clappy-Coyle seems to have least two of those traits.

Anyway, back to my deep, dark pit of misery and self-loathing.

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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by Prufrock » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:22 pm

That's my favourite post ever, I think. Outstanding misanthropy Spongers!
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Re: Mark Connolly

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:34 pm

Sponge wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'm hoping it was something bloody serious for that reaction.

You know, like stubbing a cigar out on him, or waking him up with a 5 iron, or maybe refusing to warm up to go on.

Otherwise it's somewhat "cutting your nose off to spite your face" except it's the club's face, not his own.

All that said, if he were being shunted out to a premiership team, or leading Champ we may feel he's a loss.
And you can't be pretend to be best mates with your subordinates, as is Coyle's way, then act like a bitch when a practical joke is played on you. He sounds like a right tw*t, TBH. Happy people: can't trust them. If you're not depressed in this life you're either shallow, stupid, or fake; Happy-Clappy-Coyle seems to have least two of those traits.

Anyway, back to my deep, dark pit of misery and self-loathing.
... and I used to feel so alone in my trough of cynicism. :oyea:
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