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Little Green Man wrote:I understand the model he will have implanted is a refabrillator.bobo the clown wrote: "Modern pacemakers are externally programmable and allow the cardiologist to select the optimum pacing modes for individual patients."

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Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?
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BWFC-I is basically right. You give them for different things.BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm no expert but I believe, a defibrilator is there to restart the heart if it stops beating, or if it speeds up too much and consequently stops pumping bloody.bobo the clown wrote:Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this 'mini-difibrilator' normally called a 'pacemaker' ??Gary the Enfield wrote:This is amazing.BWFC_Insane wrote:He's have a mini defibrilator fitted to allow him to play again...
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Interesting also that within a day's news we have "he'll be back training by the end of the month" AND "we've boxed-up the momento's so he can take a look at them when he's well enough".
Journo's are feasting on this whole thing.
It can't be long before we have some dick doing an expose on him for parking misdemeanours.
Whereas a pacemaker only maintains the heart rhythm, ie. wouldn't do anything if your heart stopped.....
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Ouch....but funny.ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?
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marshall_42 wrote:Ouch....but funny.ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?
i think petrov has had one fitted going by the last few games
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plymouth wanderer wrote:marshall_42 wrote:Ouch....but funny.ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Any chance we could fit SKD with a pacemaker, or does it not work like that..?
i think petrov has had one fitted going by the last few games
no need. the imminent beginning of a transfer window/contract extension talks ensures more effort on the Bulgars part
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on a cheerier, non relegation related note for tonight...
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Quite. Lets not lose sight of the important things.
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I can't get over how much of a machine he is.
If/when he steps back on that pitch, it will be the loudest cheer from a Reebok crowd for many a season.
What a man.
If/when he steps back on that pitch, it will be the loudest cheer from a Reebok crowd for many a season.
What a man.
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We could fecking well do with him back!
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Unbelievable if true!
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And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!
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BWFC_Insane wrote:And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!

That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.
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yeah...high five!


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And if we're clever we won't bring back LCY this season either. Then we'll have LCY, Holden and Muamba players you'd normally lose when relegated but because of injuries/health scares we might be able to keep them all for a season......CrazyHorse wrote:BWFC_Insane wrote:And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!
That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.

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My thoughts exactly.BWFC_Insane wrote:And if we're clever we won't bring back LCY this season either. Then we'll have LCY, Holden and Muamba players you'd normally lose when relegated but because of injuries/health scares we might be able to keep them all for a season......CrazyHorse wrote:BWFC_Insane wrote:And on the plus side, when we're relegated, if Muamba comes back, can't see anyone rushing in to buy him!
That is the silvereryested of silver linings right there.
We could have quite some team in the Chumpionship.
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imagine...a team only good enough for the championship, actually IN the championship - the possibilities are endless !
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From today's press
"Reports that Muamba could return to training in a month are rather optimistic, although it is possible that he could make an appearance at Bolton's Euxton HQ before the end of the season and even take part in a gentle workout if doctors give him the all-clear."
A tad more realistic I think.
"Reports that Muamba could return to training in a month are rather optimistic, although it is possible that he could make an appearance at Bolton's Euxton HQ before the end of the season and even take part in a gentle workout if doctors give him the all-clear."
A tad more realistic I think.
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Can join us in a kickabout if he wants...sometimes we break into a light jog !
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he isplaying 5a side with me first!
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officer_dibble wrote:he isplaying 5a side with me first!
well thats moo out then
you need good control and be able to pass the ball to be able to play 5 aside

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