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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri May 04, 2012 10:18 pm

Brucie is going to kill you! :wink:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by jaffka » Mon May 07, 2012 11:17 pm

Two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog on the street licking its own nuts.

First guy says "Man, I wish I could do that."

Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."
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Post by thebish » Thu May 10, 2012 8:19 am

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Post by davroduk » Mon May 14, 2012 8:43 pm

Q. How do you get the cork back into a champagne bottle ???????



























A. Ask a Man Utd fan !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Joke thread

Post by jaffka » Mon May 14, 2012 10:36 pm

Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue May 15, 2012 7:34 pm

jaffka wrote:Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.
Are you trapped in the 70's? :wink:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Worthy4England » Wed May 16, 2012 12:13 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.
Are you trapped in the 70's? :wink:
Someone has given him a Rag Mag.

Can't wait for Segovia Carpet to get posted...
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed May 16, 2012 8:35 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:Two old ladies sit on a park bench when suddenly a guy jumps out of the bushes and flashes them.

The first old lady had a stroke.

The second old lady couldn't reach.
Are you trapped in the 70's? :wink:
Someone has given him a Rag Mag.

Can't wait for Segovia Carpet to get posted...
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Re: Joke thread

Post by jaffka » Wed May 16, 2012 5:15 pm

Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed May 16, 2012 8:03 pm

jaffka wrote:Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.
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Post by Sponge » Wed May 16, 2012 8:52 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.


Those heels are gorge.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Worthy4England » Wed May 16, 2012 10:52 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.
Just take it like a man.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Wed May 16, 2012 10:57 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
jaffka wrote:Annoyed Grunt, Me and Worthy, ready to hit the disco. Dig it man.
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:lol:

I'm not gay though.
Just take it like a man.
like (from looking at the picture) Worthy just seems to have done! :wink:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed May 16, 2012 11:09 pm

Its definitely photoshopped. Theres not 3 Wanderers fans in the world that thin.
You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks.
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Post by thebish » Thu May 17, 2012 8:38 am

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Colonel Campo » Thu May 17, 2012 12:51 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Its definitely photoshopped. Theres not 3 Wanderers fans in the world that thin.

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Really? Because that's me.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by thebish » Thu May 17, 2012 12:52 pm

Colonel Campo wrote: Really? Because that's me.
the one with the green top?
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Re: Joke thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu May 17, 2012 12:55 pm

What's with the red UFO? Does that follow you around everywhere?
Businesswoman of the year.
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Colonel Campo » Thu May 17, 2012 12:58 pm

Haha. Her arm is wider than me to be fair.

It's a spotlight....continuously on me
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Re: Joke thread

Post by Worthy4England » Thu May 17, 2012 1:17 pm

There's certainly no Worthy's that thin....Well none I know anyhow.
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