Jaffka's gossip thread on the ins and outs at the 'Bok

Tals-biggest-fan · Post by **Tals-biggest-fan** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:43 pm

Atleast Afobes saying the right stuff!!

Debo · Post by **Debo** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:45 am

Saw a tweet (yes its that desperate) that us and Blackburn are after Josh Mceachran on loan

Bruno3 · Post by **Bruno3** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:28 am

It seems several lifitimes ago that this thread became known for its ability to wander off-topic. So. as feck all is happening on the transfer / loan front I tried to come up with a chant for our new hat trick hero. The easiest is to adapt the Soopa, Soopa Kev one and stick in Obi, Obi Wan. However I can't get the Hokey Cokey tune out of my head as it goes so well
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
.......
And that's where the problem lies... that damned last line
Best I can come up with is "gets ball scores a goal clap clap clap" and yes, I know thats crap crap crap so anyone got any better ideas? (other than that I need treatment for some sort of mental disorder).
And, to divert the thread still further, how does a new chant get started? I'll join in with a chant all day long but start a new one? - no way - far too embarrassing being stood there like a spare part waiting for someone (anyone) to join in.

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:35 am

Bruno3 wrote:It seems several lifitimes ago that this thread became known for its ability to wander off-topic. So. as feck all is happening on the transfer / loan front I tried to come up with a chant for our new hat trick hero. The easiest is to adapt the Soopa, Soopa Kev one and stick in Obi, Obi Wan. However I can't get the Hokey Cokey tune out of my head as it goes so well
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
.......
And that's where the problem lies... that damned last line
Best I can come up with is "gets ball scores a goal clap clap clap" and yes, I know thats crap crap crap so anyone got any better ideas? (other than that I need treatment for some sort of mental disorder).
And, to divert the thread still further, how does a new chant get started? I'll join in with a chant all day long but start a new one? - no way - far too embarrassing being stood there like a spare part waiting for someone (anyone) to join in.

What about ''saved Coyle from the sack, sack, sack''

If we draw Arsenal in the cup, the last line could be ''you can't have him back, back, back''

Riviman · Post by **Riviman** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:36 am

How about "Right foot, left foot goal goal goal " !!!!!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:23 am

Bruno3 wrote:It seems several lifitimes ago that this thread became known for its ability to wander off-topic. So. as feck all is happening on the transfer / loan front I tried to come up with a chant for our new hat trick hero. The easiest is to adapt the Soopa, Soopa Kev one and stick in Obi, Obi Wan. However I can't get the Hokey Cokey tune out of my head as it goes so well
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
.......
And that's where the problem lies... that damned last line

give it a few games to get past the flash-in-the-pan start - and your own inadvertent suggestion will suffice...

Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
.......
That's where the problem lies...

Bruno3 · Post by **Bruno3** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:45 am

thebish wrote:
Bruno3 wrote:It seems several lifitimes ago that this thread became known for its ability to wander off-topic. So. as feck all is happening on the transfer / loan front I tried to come up with a chant for our new hat trick hero. The easiest is to adapt the Soopa, Soopa Kev one and stick in Obi, Obi Wan. However I can't get the Hokey Cokey tune out of my head as it goes so well
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
.......
And that's where the problem lies... that damned last line
give it a few games to get past the flash-in-the-pan start - and your own inadvertent suggestion will suffice...

Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
Oh Obi Wan Afobe
.......
That's where the problem lies...

Ever the optimist, Bish

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:00 am

A new chant.

At the Reebok?

I mean purlease.

Bruno3 · Post by **Bruno3** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:11 am

Worthy4England wrote:A new chant.

At the Reebok?

I mean purlease.

Sorry - I won't do it again

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:13 am

Very good, ever ... anyone ... any level ... getting a hat-trick. But who recalls the furore about Miyachii and how he was going to be our player of the year in some people's eyes, after about 3 games ?

Well done to the lad & I hope it continues, but I'd take Sturridge again before him.

Bruno3 · Post by **Bruno3** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:14 am

bobo the clown wrote:Very good, ever ... anyone ... any level ... getting a hat-trick. But who recalls the furore about Miyachii and how he was going to be our player of the year in some people's eyes, after about 3 games ?

Well done to the lad & I hope it continues, but I'd take Sturridge again before him.

So long as we don't let him take penalties

bristolwanderer · Post by **bristolwanderer** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:44 pm

Mail is saying we are in for Josh McEachran on loan

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:20 pm

He's not what we're after. We need somebody solid. McEacheron(sp) has the build of a 12 year old girl

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:38 pm

He may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but he has the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.

Relentless09 · Post by **Relentless09** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:39 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:He may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but he has the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.

He also can probably pass a ball better than anyone else in the team

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:42 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:He may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but he has the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.

Nothing to see here. Move along

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:51 pm

You've kind of spoiled the moment there Bruce, as you were meant to say "prove it".

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:54 pm

Oh yeah? Prove it!

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:04 pm

Great Boo's up!

TKIZ! · Post by **TKIZ!** » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:41 pm

Someone's suggesting Frimpong but apparently he's a fitness doubt aftre his injury. It's getting a bit panic stations now. Also looks like Rhodes is off to the Dingles for a shed load of money

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