West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:31 pm

Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:18 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
Thought he told them that he was having none of it?

My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
Thought he told them that he was having none of it?

My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
No idea.....but he's down there now having a medical.

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:47 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
The only (but I feel ultimately successful) way to get the best of him will be to focus the whole team & style around him.

No manager more likely to do that than Sam.

No set of fans more likely to piss & moan about it if it doesn't reap immediate reward than Spam.
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Post by Verbal » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:50 pm

You mean Mark Curtis's client Andy Carroll? Well I am shocked.
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Post by as » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
Thought he told them that he was having none of it?

My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.

George 'integrity' Whitebread.

He should have had his own show.

'hey up, son - you'll never play for Yorkshire - no offence'.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:49 pm

Perhaps we should hang onto Coyle for a wee bit longer. First long ball up to Carroll and they'll be rioting at the Boleyn for Sam destroying their famed academy :roll:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:53 pm

Verbal wrote:You mean Mark Curtis's client Andy Carroll? Well I am shocked.
I can't believe you'd even begin to entertain the thought....
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:29 am

as wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
Thought he told them that he was having none of it?

My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.

George 'integrity' Whitebread.

He should have had his own show.

'hey up, son - you'll never play for Yorkshire - no offence'.
Soooooo glad that someone got it

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:52 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
as wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
Thought he told them that he was having none of it?

My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
George 'integrity' Whitebread.

He should have had his own show.'hey up, son - you'll never play for Yorkshire - no offence'.
Soooooo glad that someone got it

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by as » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:45 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0X0222Iwhk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Marvellous.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:27 pm

I never ever tire of seeing it :D
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:47 pm

Watching yon Hammers today showed how good a coach Allardyce is.

5 ex Wanderers who all left us with most saying their best days were behind them.
Past it Jussi, injury prone O'Brien, overweight and not Prem standard Nolan, fans favourite scapegoat Matt Taylor and the never was or will be Vaz Te. Somehow he's got them all performing at Premier league level and as a team they were well organised and looked a threat on every set piece. An easy 3-0 win for em.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:49 pm

Its not possible. We had to completely rebuild our squad after the mess that Sam left. It must have been done in a studio, like The Moon Landings.
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Post by H. Pedersen » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:43 pm

Say what you want about Allaryce - and there's plenty that isn't flattering - but like Mourinho (and unlike Coyle) he's a hard worker who sends his team out as a prepared as they can be.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:33 am

H. Pedersen wrote:Say what you want about Allaryce - and there's plenty that isn't flattering - but like Mourinho (and unlike Coyle) he's a hard worker who sends his team out as a prepared as they can be.
Ermm I'm not sure about the "hard worker" bit, in relation to Coyle, I'm sure he works hard, just at the wrong things, like his ping pong skills for example.

Allardyce is the ultimate realist, he will get results, he won't be pretty. He's exactly what we need, but clearly never coming back.

Fcuk him!

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Post by Hoboh » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:33 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
H. Pedersen wrote:Say what you want about Allaryce - and there's plenty that isn't flattering - but like Mourinho (and unlike Coyle) he's a hard worker who sends his team out as a prepared as they can be.
Ermm I'm not sure about the "hard worker" bit, in relation to Coyle, I'm sure he works hard, just at the wrong things, like his ping pong skills for example.

Allardyce is the ultimate realist, he will get results, he won't be pretty. He's exactly what we need, but clearly never coming back.

Fcuk him!
Just let go you know it will do you no good in the long run :mrgreen:
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by FaninOz » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:38 pm

It will be fun watching the New Bolton Mk2 playing in the Olympic Stadium.

Plenty of room for up and unders there :D
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Post by thebish » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:16 pm

currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...


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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:37 pm

and now they are going after Anelka
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