West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
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Thought he told them that he was having none of it?Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
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No idea.....but he's down there now having a medical.Bruce Rioja wrote:Thought he told them that he was having none of it?Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
The only (but I feel ultimately successful) way to get the best of him will be to focus the whole team & style around him.Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
No manager more likely to do that than Sam.
No set of fans more likely to piss & moan about it if it doesn't reap immediate reward than Spam.
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You mean Mark Curtis's client Andy Carroll? Well I am shocked.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Bruce Rioja wrote:Thought he told them that he was having none of it?Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
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He should have had his own show.
'hey up, son - you'll never play for Yorkshire - no offence'.
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Perhaps we should hang onto Coyle for a wee bit longer. First long ball up to Carroll and they'll be rioting at the Boleyn for Sam destroying their famed academy 

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I can't believe you'd even begin to entertain the thought....Verbal wrote:You mean Mark Curtis's client Andy Carroll? Well I am shocked.
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Soooooo glad that someone got itas wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:Thought he told them that he was having none of it?Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
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"Don't talk to me about sophistication. I've been to Leeds ... "Bruce Rioja wrote:Soooooo glad that someone got itas wrote:George 'integrity' Whitebread.Bruce Rioja wrote:Thought he told them that he was having none of it?Annoyed Grunt wrote:Carroll off to West Ham, season long loan.
My little pony. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Anyone at home? I don't think so.
He should have had his own show.'hey up, son - you'll never play for Yorkshire - no offence'.
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Marvellous.
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I never ever tire of seeing it

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Watching yon Hammers today showed how good a coach Allardyce is.
5 ex Wanderers who all left us with most saying their best days were behind them.
Past it Jussi, injury prone O'Brien, overweight and not Prem standard Nolan, fans favourite scapegoat Matt Taylor and the never was or will be Vaz Te. Somehow he's got them all performing at Premier league level and as a team they were well organised and looked a threat on every set piece. An easy 3-0 win for em.
5 ex Wanderers who all left us with most saying their best days were behind them.
Past it Jussi, injury prone O'Brien, overweight and not Prem standard Nolan, fans favourite scapegoat Matt Taylor and the never was or will be Vaz Te. Somehow he's got them all performing at Premier league level and as a team they were well organised and looked a threat on every set piece. An easy 3-0 win for em.
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Its not possible. We had to completely rebuild our squad after the mess that Sam left. It must have been done in a studio, like The Moon Landings.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Say what you want about Allaryce - and there's plenty that isn't flattering - but like Mourinho (and unlike Coyle) he's a hard worker who sends his team out as a prepared as they can be.
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Ermm I'm not sure about the "hard worker" bit, in relation to Coyle, I'm sure he works hard, just at the wrong things, like his ping pong skills for example.H. Pedersen wrote:Say what you want about Allaryce - and there's plenty that isn't flattering - but like Mourinho (and unlike Coyle) he's a hard worker who sends his team out as a prepared as they can be.
Allardyce is the ultimate realist, he will get results, he won't be pretty. He's exactly what we need, but clearly never coming back.
Fcuk him!
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Just let go you know it will do you no good in the long runBWFC_Insane wrote:Ermm I'm not sure about the "hard worker" bit, in relation to Coyle, I'm sure he works hard, just at the wrong things, like his ping pong skills for example.H. Pedersen wrote:Say what you want about Allaryce - and there's plenty that isn't flattering - but like Mourinho (and unlike Coyle) he's a hard worker who sends his team out as a prepared as they can be.
Allardyce is the ultimate realist, he will get results, he won't be pretty. He's exactly what we need, but clearly never coming back.
Fcuk him!

Sam is now on the wanderers mk2 only he ain't got Gartside to bottle out when the 'ammers get in touching distance of something.
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It will be fun watching the New Bolton Mk2 playing in the Olympic Stadium.
Plenty of room for up and unders there
Plenty of room for up and unders there

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currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...
*chelsea obv. not included
*chelsea obv. not included
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and now they are going after Anelka
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