If Coyle gets the sack

[CrazyHorse]

You know in all seriousness, the only name that ticks all the boxes is Gary Megson.

Some self banulation needed here.

Can't be done. It creates a paradox like when you lick your own elbow.

I'm not suggesting we get Megson in, God no.
But he's definitely the best man for the job. And more depressingly, that's exactly the sort of cnt who will take over from Coyle.

[Wandering Willy]

And has promoted both Sunderland and Wolves to the premiership.

Relegated them both too. One had 15 points when they went down, the other had 24. Coyle missed out by a goal at Stoke.

[Hoboh]

You know in all seriousness, the only name that ticks all the boxes is Gary Megson.

Some self banulation needed here.

Can't be done. It creates a paradox like when you lick your own elbow.

I'm not suggesting we get Megson in, God no.
But he's definitely the best man for the job. And more depressingly, that's exactly the sort of cnt who will take over from Coyle.

No we need someone with a plan, ambition, determination and an ego like big Sam!

[ohjimmyjimmy]

You know in all seriousness, the only name that ticks all the boxes is Gary Megson.

Some self banulation needed here.

Can't be done. It creates a paradox like when you lick your own elbow.

I'm not suggesting we get Megson in, God no.
But he's definitely the best man for the job. And more depressingly, that's exactly the sort of cnt who will take over from Coyle.

No we need someone with a plan, ambition, determination and an ego like big Sam!

Well, a plan that works, preferably!

[thebish]

And has promoted both Sunderland and Wolves to the premiership.

ahh - the power of selective evidence-mongering!

[Hoboh]

Mad Mick makes Megson look like Mr Personality!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You know in all seriousness, the only name that ticks all the boxes is Gary Megson.

Some self banulation needed here.

Can't be done. It creates a paradox like when you lick your own elbow.
I'm not suggesting we get Megson in, God no.
But he's definitely the best man for the job. And more depressingly, that's exactly the sort of cnt who will take over from Coyle.

Wikipedia has this to say:

Crazy Horses's paradoxes are a set of philosophical problems generally thought to have been devised by Bolton philosopher Crazy Horse of Burnden Park (ca. 1970–present) to support Rioja's doctrine that "all is one" and that, contrary to the evidence of our senses, the belief in plurality and change is mistaken, and in particular that motion is nothing but an illusion. It is usually assumed that Crazy took on the project of creating these paradoxes because other philosophers had created paradoxes against Rioja's view. Thus CrazyHorse can be interpreted as saying that to assume there is plurality is even more absurd than assuming there is only "the One". TheBish makes BWFC-insane claim that CrazyHorse and Bruce Rioja were essentially arguing exactly the opposite point.

The most famous paradox is the paradox of licking one’s own elbow, in which it is proposed that the movement of the tongue towards the elbow propagates potentiality waves throughout the known universe which causes Owen Coyle to pick 4-4-2 formations to counterbalance the potentiality waves.

[thebish]

You know in all seriousness, the only name that ticks all the boxes is Gary Megson.

Some self banulation needed here.

Can't be done. It creates a paradox like when you lick your own elbow.
I'm not suggesting we get Megson in, God no.
But he's definitely the best man for the job. And more depressingly, that's exactly the sort of cnt who will take over from Coyle.

Wikipedia has this to say:

Crazy Horses's paradoxes are a set of philosophical problems generally thought to have been devised by Bolton philosopher Crazy Horse of Burnden Park (ca. 1970–present) to support Rioja's doctrine that "all is one" and that, contrary to the evidence of our senses, the belief in plurality and change is mistaken, and in particular that motion is nothing but an illusion. It is usually assumed that Crazy took on the project of creating these paradoxes because other philosophers had created paradoxes against Rioja's view. Thus CrazyHorse can be interpreted as saying that to assume there is plurality is even more absurd than assuming there is only "the One". TheBish makes BWFC-insane claim that CrazyHorse and Bruce Rioja were essentially arguing exactly the opposite point.

The most famous paradox is the paradox of licking one’s own elbow, in which it is proposed that the movement of the tongue towards the elbow propagates potentiality waves throughout the known universe which causes Owen Coyle to pick 4-4-2 formations to counterbalance the potentiality waves.

[BWFC_Insane]

And has promoted both Sunderland and Wolves to the premiership.

Relegated them both too. One had 15 points when they went down, the other had 24. Coyle missed out by a goal at Stoke.

Lets be fair, when he relegated them he only got the job in March.

Yes after he took them up he was sacked before he relegated them, BUT they didn't have any money and he'd done well to simply take em back up.

He kept Wolves up for two seasons, their best spell in 30 odd years.

I'd like better, I hope there is better out there, but he's got enough on his CV and his personality is such, that I think he'd be ok here.

[Wandering Willy]

And has promoted both Sunderland and Wolves to the premiership.

Relegated them both too. One had 15 points when they went down, the other had 24. Coyle missed out by a goal at Stoke.

Lets be fair, when he relegated them he only got the job in March.

Yes after he took them up he was sacked before he relegated them, BUT they didn't have any money and he'd done well to simply take em back up.

He kept Wolves up for two seasons, their best spell in 30 odd years.

I'd like better, I hope there is better out there, but he's got enough on his CV and his personality is such, that I think he'd be ok here.

If we're counting that one - he relegated them twice.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Any excuse to post this really...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Goddam brilliant. I told you he had ace physiognomy. Mick in!

[CrazyHorse]

If we got Mick "Mick" McCarthy in we'd no doubt get Terry Christian as assistant (or whatever his name is) and the fat Wolves kit man and Mick's brother as physio and his sister-in-law as press officer and whatnot.

Are these jokers going to be any better than the current Burnley rejects we have running the show now?

[CrazyHorse]

1970

Cheeky bastard. I'm 26.

[Bruce Rioja]

Any excuse to post this really...

[General Mannerheim]

thats is ace

[TANGODANCER]

Despite BWFCi's rumours to the contrary, Chris Eagles claims the lads are right behind Coyle?

(Today's BN.)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

If we got Mick "Mick" McCarthy in we'd no doubt get Terry Christian as assistant (or whatever his name is) and the fat Wolves kit man and Mick's brother as physio and his sister-in-law as press officer and whatnot.

I thought oirish jokes were banned. Ah I see what you did there, you can't ban yourself.

1970

Cheeky bastard. I'm 26.

You sure?

[CrazyHorse]

1970

Cheeky bastard. I'm 26.

You sure?

Honestly, no.
But 1970 would make me 42 and I'm nothing like that. Not even remotely close.
1972 if you don't mind, turned 40 a couple of months ago.

[CAPSLOCK]

Despite BWFCi's rumours to the contrary, Chris Eagles claims the lads are right behind Coyle?

(Today's BN.)

If by lads, he means himself, Mears and The 3 Stooges, I can believe him