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I didn't realise. I always assumed you were a bloke.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:The roads lack logic and have the craziest spaghetti junctions going. Miss your turn off and it is often a 40km round trip to get back to the right junction! A compass would not help someone as directionally challenged as IWorthy4England wrote:N, E, S, W....It's all bloody sand...How does this help?Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Discovered today that the navigation bit of Google Maps now works here, I might now get a bit less lost as I have a crap sense of direction
You need a compass.

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malcd1 wrote:I didn't realise. I always assumed you were a bloke.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:The roads lack logic and have the craziest spaghetti junctions going. Miss your turn off and it is often a 40km round trip to get back to the right junction! A compass would not help someone as directionally challenged as IWorthy4England wrote:N, E, S, W....It's all bloody sand...How does this help?Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Discovered today that the navigation bit of Google Maps now works here, I might now get a bit less lost as I have a crap sense of direction
You need a compass.

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Prufrock wrote:For a pedant that's a poor mistake Bish!
MAths teachers around the world get twitchy and red faced before squeaking that drawing a circle requires a pair of compasses
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Good job I'm not a pedant then, eh? 

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Nicely teed up there Pru...Prufrock wrote:Good job I'm not a pedant then, eh?

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Yeah i think there's one in France at the moment probably getting twitchy and red faced.thebish wrote:Prufrock wrote:For a pedant that's a poor mistake Bish!
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Can't pass this up,TANGODANCER wrote:
Not that you actually missed anything mate. I lasted about ten minutes then when't next door to the Conny Club.

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I think they're more concerned about anything else getting all twitchy and red...ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Yeah i think there's one in France at the moment probably getting twitchy and red faced.thebish wrote:Prufrock wrote:For a pedant that's a poor mistake Bish!
MAths teachers around the world get twitchy and red faced before squeaking that drawing a circle requires a pair of compasses
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You've never heard of when not?Wandering Willy wrote:Can't pass this up,TANGODANCER wrote:
Not that you actually missed anything mate. I lasted about ten minutes then when't next door to the Conny Club.
I lasted about ten minutes then when not next door to the Conny Club.
It's like whilst...
I lasted about ten minutes then, whilst next door to the Conny Club.
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Waaaaaaaait a minute......Worthy4England wrote:You've never heard of when not?Wandering Willy wrote:Can't pass this up,TANGODANCER wrote:
Not that you actually missed anything mate. I lasted about ten minutes then when't next door to the Conny Club.
I lasted about ten minutes then when not next door to the Conny Club.
It's like whilst...
I lasted about ten minutes then, whilst next door to the Conny Club.
Which conny club?
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Well f'ckme, you learn something every day.
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You live too close to Leigh, you do!Worthy4England wrote: You've never heard of when not?
I lasted about ten minutes then when not next door to the Conny Club.
It's like whilst...
I lasted about ten minutes then, whilst next door to the Conny Club.
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You do. Just not off of Worthy.Wandering Willy wrote:Well f'ckme, you learn something every day.

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Slow news day...Bruce Rioja wrote:You live too close to Leigh, you do!Worthy4England wrote: You've never heard of when not?
I lasted about ten minutes then when not next door to the Conny Club.
It's like whilst...
I lasted about ten minutes then, whilst next door to the Conny Club.
But yes, I do live too close to Leigh...Just not close enough to benefit from the lower rates in Wiggin.

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You do realise I'm going to nit-pick the fxck out of eveything you write from now on, don't you?Wandering Willy wrote:Can't pass this up,:lol:TANGODANCER wrote:
Not that you actually missed anything mate. I lasted about ten minutes then when't next door to the Conny Club.

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I'll never beat that. 

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Cheeky buggermalcd1 wrote:I didn't realise. I always assumed you were a bloke.Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:The roads lack logic and have the craziest spaghetti junctions going. Miss your turn off and it is often a 40km round trip to get back to the right junction! A compass would not help someone as directionally challenged as IWorthy4England wrote:N, E, S, W....It's all bloody sand...How does this help?Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Discovered today that the navigation bit of Google Maps now works here, I might now get a bit less lost as I have a crap sense of direction
You need a compass.

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My bestest mate ever, ever, ever called this avvy right out of the blue. We're gonna catch up over an absolute skinful in two weeks time. 

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Bruce Rioja wrote:My bestest mate ever, ever, ever called this avvy right out of the blue. We're gonna catch up over an absolute skinful in two weeks time.
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I think I mightGary the Enfield wrote:Bruce Rioja wrote:My bestest mate ever, ever, ever called this avvy right out of the blue. We're gonna catch up over an absolute skinful in two weeks time.
Wear the shirt.

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