Anyone but him!

[Verbal]

Wasn't he on the interview panel, or something like that.

[Lord Kangana]

If a panel can be made up of one person, yes.

[Gary the Enfield]

If a panel can be made up of one person, yes.

Like this?

[Lord Kangana]

You've captured his likeness very well there Gary!

[Little Green Man]

Still, after all these years, the manager I would least want is Graeme Souness.

I'm sure I heard Souness say on the radio recently (Danny Baker's show I think) that he couldn't be persuaded to return to football management so I reckon we can all rest easy.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Still, after all these years, the manager I would least want is Graeme Souness.

I'm sure I heard Souness say on the radio recently (Danny Baker's show I think) that he couldn't be persuaded to return to football management so I reckon we can all rest easy.

Yeah, he's said that before.

Jean-Alain Boumsong. That is all.

[Little Green Man]

Still, after all these years, the manager I would least want is Graeme Souness.

I'm sure I heard Souness say on the radio recently (Danny Baker's show I think) that he couldn't be persuaded to return to football management so I reckon we can all rest easy.

Oh crap! Me and my big fat mouth...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ok I was limiting my options. I've reviewed what I think. The following are all tossers and if appointed as Bolton manager would seriously impede my relationship viz a viz football:

Gary Fxcking Neville
Grim Souness
Turnip Hoddle
Paulo DickeadAnio

If any of those are appointed I will not only have a mental breakdown and lose the will to live, but would seriously consider never going to another football match ever ever ever again.

[TKIZ!]

Solksjaer

Really? You had the options of Roy Keane, Billy Davies and Gary Megson (who is th obvious winner, assuming Coyle is discounted) and you picked him? Not in favour, fine, but LEAST favourite. Ex rag with not much experience. Try Gary Neville, who is at least a cock.

I'm just joking with you, it was after reading that pretty much anyone we were linked with we didn't want.

[Hoboh]

Ok I was limiting my options. I've reviewed what I think. The following are all tossers and if appointed as Bolton manager would seriously impede my relationship viz a viz football:

Gary Fxcking Neville
Grim Souness
Turnip Hoddle
Paulo DickeadAnio

If any of those are appointed I will not only have a mental breakdown and lose the will to live, but would seriously consider never going to another football match ever ever ever again.

my mate will have your season ticket if you have one, recycling and all that green namby pamby shite

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ok I was limiting my options. I've reviewed what I think. The following are all tossers and if appointed as Bolton manager would seriously impede my relationship viz a viz football:

Gary Fxcking Neville
Grim Souness
Turnip Hoddle
Paulo DickeadAnio

If any of those are appointed I will not only have a mental breakdown and lose the will to live, but would seriously consider never going to another football match ever ever ever again.

my mate will have your season ticket if you have one, recycling and all that green namby pamby shite

Your mate can swivel on my little pinky. If push came to shove I'd sell it on ebay and all that capitalist tory shite

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Still, after all these years, the manager I would least want is Graeme Souness.

...and researching him further has only strengthened that opinion.

Some might point out he got Blackburn promoted, but they had a very talented squad. In fact, over to Rovers: this is an interesting thread, with some saying he brought the good times but others pointing out his screamingly obvious flaws - including some interesting allegations...

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tn ... 2114702342" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Anyone but Souness.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Hear hear.
Anyone but Souness, Neville, Hoddle and DickAnio.

[Lord Kangana]

Theres also plenty on there defending him, and his record. If we're going down the route of worrying about the shadier side of football, we support a club surrounded by the stench of dodgy dealing, going right back through Allardyce - our most successful manager in the modern era.

By all means argue his footballing deficiencies, and lord he's got them in spades like the other usual suspects, but you're kind of throwing the first stone here.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Theres also plenty on there defending him, and his record. If we're going down the route of worrying about the shadier side of football, we support a club surrounded by the stench of dodgy dealing, going right back through Allardyce - our most successful manager in the modern era.

By all means argue his footballing deficiencies, and lord he's got them in spades like the other usual suspects, but you're kind of throwing the first stone here.

OK. The bloke's a serial-failure c*nt who alienates players everywhere he goes and has been known to assault them over a petty argument.

[Lord Kangana]

I can get down with that.

[Wandering Willy]

Anyone but Souness.

Not anyone though.

Here's my list from yonks ago. It still stands:

Peter Reid.

Keane.

Kean.

Souness.

The Ginger tw*t.

KKK Dalglish.

[Lord Kangana]

Ad Bryan Robson, David O'Leary and Steve Bruce and I think we have an accord.

NB It is always preferable to refer to "The Ginger Tw*t" as "That f*cking Ginger Tw*t" so as to avoid any possible confusion in the future.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Whatever did happen to Dayvid Ow Leery?

[Tombwfc]

Went to the middle east, where apparently quite a few forgotten managers end up. John Gregory has my favorite record...

2009 - Maccabi Ahi Nazareth - Relegated - Sacked
2010 - F.C. Ashdod - Club facing relegation - Resigned
2011 - FC Kairat - Relegated - Sacked