West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:43 pm

thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...


*chelsea obv. not included
Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by FaninOz » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:07 am

Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...


*chelsea obv. not included
Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.
Isn't it time we changed this thread title or scrapped it all together.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:42 am

FaninOz wrote:
Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...


*chelsea obv. not included
Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.
Isn't it time we changed this thread title or scrapped it all together.

It's a circular thread, though. Once they sack Allardyce (and they will) it will all go back to the start. The higher the climb the bigger the fall.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:07 pm

Just looked on KUMB. Not only are they interested in signing Anelka, but their latest man of the match thread (1-0 win against Newcastle) appears to be a tie between Jussi and Joey O Brien. :|

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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FaninOz wrote:
Ianmooreslovechild wrote:
thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...


*chelsea obv. not included
Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.
Isn't it time we changed this thread title or scrapped it all together.
I've got to say that West Ham are, along with Newcastle United; Spurs and Arsenal, the gifts that keep on giving. It's only a matter of time before the two porn dwarves sack Allardyce for "not playing the West Ham way" and the whole comedy bandwagon will roll again.

Gary is right. Be patient.
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Post by Ianmooreslovechild » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:39 am

Probably true zulu,but all these look at what a shambles x is lets laugh at them threads ring a little hollow when x is in a higher division than us.I suppose on the upside we seem to be becoming a bit less shambolic ourselves now.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Nov 14, 2012 1:57 pm

I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
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Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:57 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one
They fired 'Arry because Chelsea won the Cup, or something - I forget. They also have a chant that is politically incorrect.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:25 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one

I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:32 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one

I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.
Ah, but he didn't exempt them - lumped them right in with Arsenal.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:43 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one

I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.

For someone who lives so close to Tottenham I'm appalled! They are in there because they have the same sort of 'we're a massive club us and we pass it and that, we *deserve* to win stuff'.

They were lovely about Muamba, and credit there, but come on, that was basic human decency. On a football level I still reserve the right to think they're a set of facking doghnuts.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:33 am

This. Saved me typing it!
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:53 am

Prufrock wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too! :D

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that one

I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.

For someone who lives so close to Tottenham I'm appalled! They are in there because they have the same sort of 'we're a massive club us and we pass it and that, we *deserve* to win stuff'.

They were lovely about Muamba, and credit there, but come on, that was basic human decency. On a football level I still reserve the right to think they're a set of facking doghnuts.
I've lived here for 23 years and have had sufficient time to formulate my opinion.

The majority of the Arsenal fans I know are a bunch of moaning c*nts. I know a lot of Tottenham and a lot of West Ham fans and, believe me, they are collectively still not as bad as Arsenal (GG aside obviously) :wink:

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by thebish » Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:22 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
The majority of the Arsenal fans I know are a bunch of moaning c*nts. I know a lot of Tottenham and a lot of West Ham fans and, believe me, they are collectively still not as bad as Arsenal (GG aside obviously) :wink:

this is 100% solid gold-standard true!

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:34 pm

I've lived within spitting distance of both Arsenal and Spurs grounds, and in my experience, they are as bad as each other!
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:53 pm

Prufrock wrote:I've lived within spitting distance of both Arsenal and Spurs grounds, and in my experience, they are as bad as each other!

Most of the Spurs fans and West Ham fans I know go to the games.

I only know 1 Arsenal fan who goes. Again, GG excepted.

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Post by thebish » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:58 pm

Prufrock wrote:I've lived within spitting distance of both Arsenal and Spurs grounds, and in my experience, they are as bad as each other!

nahhh - you're nowhere near old enough to have lived in Lahhndon long enough to have formed a reliable opinion.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:05 pm

Look, they're all c*nts.

Someone had to say it.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:51 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Look, they're all c*nts.

Someone had to say it.

Well, yes. Some are bigger c*nts than others is all I'm saying.

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