West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...
*chelsea obv. not included
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Isn't it time we changed this thread title or scrapped it all together.Ianmooreslovechild wrote:Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...
*chelsea obv. not included
Depression is just a state of mind, supporting Bolton is also a state of mind hence supporting Bolton must be depressing QED
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FaninOz wrote:Isn't it time we changed this thread title or scrapped it all together.Ianmooreslovechild wrote:Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...
*chelsea obv. not included
It's a circular thread, though. Once they sack Allardyce (and they will) it will all go back to the start. The higher the climb the bigger the fall.
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Just looked on KUMB. Not only are they interested in signing Anelka, but their latest man of the match thread (1-0 win against Newcastle) appears to be a tie between Jussi and Joey O Brien. 

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I've got to say that West Ham are, along with Newcastle United; Spurs and Arsenal, the gifts that keep on giving. It's only a matter of time before the two porn dwarves sack Allardyce for "not playing the West Ham way" and the whole comedy bandwagon will roll again.FaninOz wrote:Isn't it time we changed this thread title or scrapped it all together.Ianmooreslovechild wrote:Funny looking at the table and seeing a functional allardyce team in sixth punching well above their weight had a curious but cheery sense of deja vu.Should be our second favourite team or is that favourite second team.thebish wrote:currently - top also-ran* Norf Lahhndon clab - being as they are above Fulham, Spurs and Arsenal...
*chelsea obv. not included
Gary is right. Be patient.
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Probably true zulu,but all these look at what a shambles x is lets laugh at them threads ring a little hollow when x is in a higher division than us.I suppose on the upside we seem to be becoming a bit less shambolic ourselves now.
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I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping

Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
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out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that oneZulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!![]()
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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They fired 'Arry because Chelsea won the Cup, or something - I forget. They also have a chant that is politically incorrect.bwfcdan94 wrote:out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that oneZulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!![]()
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
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bwfcdan94 wrote:out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that oneZulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!![]()
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.
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Ah, but he didn't exempt them - lumped them right in with Arsenal.Gary the Enfield wrote:bwfcdan94 wrote:out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that oneZulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!![]()
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Gary the Enfield wrote:bwfcdan94 wrote:out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that oneZulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!![]()
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.
For someone who lives so close to Tottenham I'm appalled! They are in there because they have the same sort of 'we're a massive club us and we pass it and that, we *deserve* to win stuff'.
They were lovely about Muamba, and credit there, but come on, that was basic human decency. On a football level I still reserve the right to think they're a set of facking doghnuts.
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This. Saved me typing it!
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I've lived here for 23 years and have had sufficient time to formulate my opinion.Prufrock wrote:Gary the Enfield wrote:bwfcdan94 wrote:out of intrest why spurs i cannot understand that oneZulus Thousand of em wrote:I hope we are becoming a bit less shambolic too!![]()
Looking at my previous post how did I forget to add Liverpool to the list? #standards slipping
I think they get a bye because of the Muamba thing. They're also not Arsenal.
For someone who lives so close to Tottenham I'm appalled! They are in there because they have the same sort of 'we're a massive club us and we pass it and that, we *deserve* to win stuff'.
They were lovely about Muamba, and credit there, but come on, that was basic human decency. On a football level I still reserve the right to think they're a set of facking doghnuts.
The majority of the Arsenal fans I know are a bunch of moaning c*nts. I know a lot of Tottenham and a lot of West Ham fans and, believe me, they are collectively still not as bad as Arsenal (GG aside obviously)

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Gary the Enfield wrote:
The majority of the Arsenal fans I know are a bunch of moaning c*nts. I know a lot of Tottenham and a lot of West Ham fans and, believe me, they are collectively still not as bad as Arsenal (GG aside obviously)
this is 100% solid gold-standard true!
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I've lived within spitting distance of both Arsenal and Spurs grounds, and in my experience, they are as bad as each other!
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Prufrock wrote:I've lived within spitting distance of both Arsenal and Spurs grounds, and in my experience, they are as bad as each other!
Most of the Spurs fans and West Ham fans I know go to the games.
I only know 1 Arsenal fan who goes. Again, GG excepted.
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Prufrock wrote:I've lived within spitting distance of both Arsenal and Spurs grounds, and in my experience, they are as bad as each other!
nahhh - you're nowhere near old enough to have lived in Lahhndon long enough to have formed a reliable opinion.
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Look, they're all c*nts.
Someone had to say it.
Someone had to say it.
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Lord Kangana wrote:Look, they're all c*nts.
Someone had to say it.
Well, yes. Some are bigger c*nts than others is all I'm saying.
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