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Re: Joke thread

Post by clapton is god » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:24 am

Is it any coincidence that hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar Bum?

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Re: Joke thread

Post by 89bwfc89 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:42 am

Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:57 am

89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...
You are one sick puppy 8)

It's not funny anyway, somebody ate one of them burgers and was rushed straight to hospital.

Luckily, they're now in a stable condition.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:04 am

Went to the Tesco cafe yesterday and ordered a burger. The woman asked me what I wanted on it.

I told her a fiver each way.
Businesswoman of the year.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by ChrisC » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:35 am

A HMV gift card isn't just for Christmas,

It's for life.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by mrkint » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:18 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Went to the Tesco cafe yesterday and ordered a burger. The woman asked me what I wanted on it.

I told her a fiver each way.
:D

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Re: Joke thread

Post by mrkint » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:19 am

To eat or not to eat a tesco burger?

That is the equestrian.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am

High in salt, low in shergar.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm

clapton is god wrote:Is it any coincidence that hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar Bum?
Or Red Rum one of Murder? :shock:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by perthwhite » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:24 pm

i hope these jokes aren't around furlong

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Re: Joke thread

Post by mrkint » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:25 pm

Gets even worse. Traces of zebra have been found in tesco barcodes.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:49 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...
I'll keep an eye out for that on Saturday :wink:

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Re: Joke thread

Post by 89bwfc89 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:10 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...
I'll keep an eye out for that on Saturday :wink:
:lol: cheeky!

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Andy Waller » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:09 am

Admin, should this thread not be moved to General Canter?
What a hero, What a man...... Ooooh, what a bad foul...

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Re: Joke thread

Post by mrkint » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:17 am

The Trotters, surely.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by ChrisC » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:34 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/te ... us-1543040" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


:lol:

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:18 pm

ChrisC wrote:
:lol:
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Re: Joke thread

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:32 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...
You are one sick puppy 8)

It's not funny anyway, somebody ate one of them burgers and was rushed straight to hospital.

Luckily, they're now in a stable condition.
:D
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:35 am

the way things are going we are going to need a new thread just for Tesco horsemeat jokes
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Always hopeful » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:40 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:the way things are going we are going to need a new thread just for Tesco horsemeat jokes
The going's good.
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