Joke thread

clapton is god · Post by **clapton is god** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:24 am

Is it any coincidence that hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar Bum?

89bwfc89 · Post by **89bwfc89** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:42 am

Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:57 am

89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...

You are one sick puppy

It's not funny anyway, somebody ate one of them burgers and was rushed straight to hospital.

Luckily, they're now in a stable condition.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:04 am

Went to the Tesco cafe yesterday and ordered a burger. The woman asked me what I wanted on it.

I told her a fiver each way.

ChrisC · Post by **ChrisC** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:35 am

A HMV gift card isn't just for Christmas,

It's for life.

mrkint · Post by **mrkint** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:18 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Went to the Tesco cafe yesterday and ordered a burger. The woman asked me what I wanted on it.

I told her a fiver each way.

mrkint · Post by **mrkint** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:19 am

To eat or not to eat a tesco burger?

That is the equestrian.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:56 am

High in salt, low in shergar.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:06 pm

clapton is god wrote:Is it any coincidence that hamburgers is an anagram of Shergar Bum?

Or Red Rum one of Murder?

perthwhite · Post by **perthwhite** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:24 pm

i hope these jokes aren't around furlong

mrkint · Post by **mrkint** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:25 pm

Gets even worse. Traces of zebra have been found in tesco barcodes.

Annoyed Grunt · Post by **Annoyed Grunt** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:49 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...

I'll keep an eye out for that on Saturday

89bwfc89 · Post by **89bwfc89** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:10 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...
I'll keep an eye out for that on Saturday

cheeky!

Andy Waller · Post by **Andy Waller** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:09 am

Admin, should this thread not be moved to General Canter?

mrkint · Post by **mrkint** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:17 am

The Trotters, surely.

ChrisC · Post by **ChrisC** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:34 am

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Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:18 pm

ChrisC wrote:

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:32 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:Horse in Tesco burgers, camel toe in primark leggings...
You are one sick puppy

It's not funny anyway, somebody ate one of them burgers and was rushed straight to hospital.

Luckily, they're now in a stable condition.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:35 am

the way things are going we are going to need a new thread just for Tesco horsemeat jokes

Always hopeful · Post by **Always hopeful** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:40 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:the way things are going we are going to need a new thread just for Tesco horsemeat jokes

The going's good.

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