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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by mrkint » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:54 am

At least he went happy.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:56 am

mrkint wrote:At least he went happy.
Watch out for pubes in it. ;)
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:00 am

Q: What do you call pubes from a chicken?
A: Stock pubes 8)

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:12 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Q: What do you call pubes from a chicken?
A: Stock pubes 8)
That wasn't funny :|
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:29 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Q: What do you call pubes from a chicken?
A: Stock pubes 8)
That wasn't funny :|
Just pulling your leg....
(not what the OP was pulling!)

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:06 am

villa getting knocked out by Bradford.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:48 pm

Just got my tickets for 80s Rewind gig in Dubai :mrgreen:

It should be suitably cheesy and a bit of nostalgia from my youth...

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Post by Beefheart » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:56 am

Just got results for my Financial Reporting and Tax ICAS exams. Passed Both :). Also get a £1,000 bonus for passing all 4 of the TPS exams first time. Just my 1 TPE exam left to be exam qualified, then hello pay rise!

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Beefheart wrote:Just got results for my Financial Reporting and Tax ICAS exams. Passed Both :). Also get a £1,000 bonus for passing all 4 of the TPS exams first time. Just my 1 TPE exam left to be exam qualified, then hello pay rise!
nice one! :pissed:

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thebish wrote:
Beefheart wrote:Just got results for my Financial Reporting and Tax ICAS exams. Passed Both :). Also get a £1,000 bonus for passing all 4 of the TPS exams first time. Just my 1 TPE exam left to be exam qualified, then hello pay rise!
nice one! :pissed:
good stuff, make sure you dont slip up at that final herdle :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:00 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
thebish wrote:
Beefheart wrote:Just got results for my Financial Reporting and Tax ICAS exams. Passed Both :). Also get a £1,000 bonus for passing all 4 of the TPS exams first time. Just my 1 TPE exam left to be exam qualified, then hello pay rise!
nice one! :pissed:
good stuff, make sure you dont slip up at that final herdle :wink:
Your chances on English finals aren't looking too rosy right now Dan. :wink:
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Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:37 pm

It's Friday......................and it's payday. Could life get any better??
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:16 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:It's Friday......................and it's payday. Could life get any better??
Yeah, no fecking snow!

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:16 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
thebish wrote:
Beefheart wrote:Just got results for my Financial Reporting and Tax ICAS exams. Passed Both :). Also get a £1,000 bonus for passing all 4 of the TPS exams first time. Just my 1 TPE exam left to be exam qualified, then hello pay rise!
nice one! :pissed:
good stuff, make sure you dont slip up at that final herdle :wink:
Your chances on English finals aren't looking too rosy right now Dan. :wink:
to be fair I stopped at GCSE as I had got a C (a small miracle). Accounting is my strong point and that is what I have wanted to go into since I was 13
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Post by thebish » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:13 pm

got chatting to a lady biker this morning after church... she's a summer biker - uses the car in winter...

anyway - she was telling me that she uses the winter months to give it a proper all-over clean and stuff...

I showed her my rust-pitted shoddy chrome and bemoaned the expensive chemicals that are advertised to deal with the job - often involving removing chrome parts and soaking for 36hours in huge vats of the chemicals...

(partly why I have never done it - the other part being sheer laziness and a not well-developed sense of bike-proudishness!)

anyway - she suggested scrunching up some tin-foil, dipping it in coke/pepsi and scrubbing it with that...

so - I did - just now - and I have to say - fecking miraculous!!! gleaming chrome and rust-free brackets!!

(of course - lying upside down under the bike scrubbing the chrome with tin foil did give me further insight into some of the other bits I don't often see that need a bit of a scrub and some attention!! the whole exhaust system - for instance - needs rust-removal and blacking-up again... I only did it two years ago.... :oops: )

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:38 pm

Blacking up :shock:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:49 pm

Installed my new washer/dryer myself this avvo - it's just finished its maiden run-out. Kitchen floor dry. Result. 8)
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:51 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Installed my new washer/dryer myself this avvo - it's just finished its maiden run-out. Kitchen floor dry. Result. 8)
Congratulations! Is this one or two machines, Bruce? The context sounds like one which I've never heard of.
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Post by thebish » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:52 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Installed my new washer/dryer myself this avvo - it's just finished its maiden run-out. Kitchen floor dry. Result. 8)
Congratulations! Is this one or two machines, Bruce? The context sounds like one which I've never heard of.
combined unit - it does both - saves space - but if one's buggered they both are!!

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:54 pm

thebish wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Installed my new washer/dryer myself this avvo - it's just finished its maiden run-out. Kitchen floor dry. Result. 8)
Congratulations! Is this one or two machines, Bruce? The context sounds like one which I've never heard of.
combined unit - it does both - saves space - but if one's buggered they both are!!
Amazing! Still, if it works, it will soon be over here since we have many apartment dwellers.
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