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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:01 pm

I will take the tazer and the grooming ones please.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:09 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:I will take the tazer and the grooming ones please.
You not going to take the gay Genie?
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:50 pm

I did not fully understand it.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:08 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:I did not fully understand it.
OH YES YOU DID!. :wink:
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:27 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:I did not fully understand it.
OH YES YOU DID!. :wink:
I actually didn't but you are clearly coming from a different angle Tango, possibly from behind? :mrgreen: .
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:32 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:I did not fully understand it.
And I thought it was the only funny one - I guess you haven't been to pantomimes, Dan.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:50 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:I did not fully understand it.
And I thought it was the only funny one - I guess you haven't been to pantomimes, Dan.
Yes he has. Back end of the horse in several. :wink:
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Post by boltonboris » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:55 pm

What's the difference between Manchester United and North Korea?

One's a regime run by a mentalist dictator and followed by thousands of brain-washed proles and Asians.

The other is a pisspot country in the far east.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:39 pm

Dujon wrote:Mendicant in a bar with his temporary benefactor: "I made a friend yesterday."

Benefactor: "Ah, that's good news, how's it going?"

Mendicant: "Not too well; he melted."
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Post by Dujon » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:42 am

Bijou Bob wrote:Mendicant? Cockney handyman?? :conf:
It took me a few seconds, BB. :smile:
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:06 pm

boltonboris wrote:What's the difference between Manchester United and North Korea?

One's a regime run by a mentalist dictator and followed by thousands of brain-washed proles and Asians.

The other is a pisspot country in the far east.
Like that one. :D
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:25 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Dujon wrote:Mendicant in a bar with his temporary benefactor: "I made a friend yesterday."

Benefactor: "Ah, that's good news, how's it going?"

Mendicant: "Not too well; he melted."
Mendicant? Cockney handyman?? :conf:
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:54 pm

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Post by davroduk » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:51 pm

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:01 pm

I was sitting on the side of the bed last night pulling off my boxers and the wife said "you spoil those dogs".
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:19 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:I was sitting on the side of the bed last night pulling off my boxers and the wife said "you spoil those dogs".
:shock: That must have blithered your crin.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I was sitting on the side of the bed last night pulling off my boxers and the wife said "you spoil those dogs".
:lol:
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Post by clapton is god » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:52 pm

^ Reminds me of the football manager who said to his new signing making his debut for the club "I'm going to pull you off at half time.' and the player replied "Wow! we only got a slice of orange at my previous club!"
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