Dog Owners then.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Having one of those dogs Coffey loves so much that doesn't always come back when called and would rather jump up and greet the nearest human regardless of whether wanted or not, I wondered if anyone could recommend dog treats/biscuits that there dog loves and will always come back for....

Bakers Allsorts. I'm sure it contains crack cocaine or something addictive.

[EDIT: Description:Bakers Allsorts little bite size treats for dogs are bursting with meatiness. Each bite is high in protein and contains Omega 3 and 6 and crack cocaine, as well as vitamins and antioxidants to help maintain strong moremuscles, healthy skin and a glossy coat. This complementary pet food for adult dogs can be fed as a treat or reward at any time of day so you should adjust your dog’s main meal accordingly. The pack contains various flavours so your dog gets a variety of flavours all in one mouthful: Chicken, beef, lamb and rabbit.

Bakers Allsorts complementary dog food comes in a re-sealable pouch so you can keep the pouch zipped up for long lasting freshness.]

Isn't bakers the one brand that has so many e-numbers in it sends them hyper-active? He's already pretty looney as it is...

But it is addictive and he'll come back for more. That I can guarantee.
If you want organic stuff then dried liver. Wainwrights at Pets at Home used to do it but I can't seem to find any these days.

[Gooner Girl]

Having one of those dogs Coffey loves so much that doesn't always come back when called and would rather jump up and greet the nearest human regardless of whether wanted or not, I wondered if anyone could recommend dog treats/biscuits that there dog loves and will always come back for....

Bakers Allsorts. I'm sure it contains crack cocaine or something addictive.

[EDIT: Description:Bakers Allsorts little bite size treats for dogs are bursting with meatiness. Each bite is high in protein and contains Omega 3 and 6 and crack cocaine, as well as vitamins and antioxidants to help maintain strong moremuscles, healthy skin and a glossy coat. This complementary pet food for adult dogs can be fed as a treat or reward at any time of day so you should adjust your dog’s main meal accordingly. The pack contains various flavours so your dog gets a variety of flavours all in one mouthful: Chicken, beef, lamb and rabbit.

Bakers Allsorts complementary dog food comes in a re-sealable pouch so you can keep the pouch zipped up for long lasting freshness.]

Isn't bakers the one brand that has so many e-numbers in it sends them hyper-active? He's already pretty looney as it is...

But it is addictive and he'll come back for more. That I can guarantee.
If you want organic stuff then dried liver. Wainwrights at Pets at Home used to do it but I can't seem to find any these days.

Doesn't have to be organic but dried liver sounds disgusting which means he will probably love it...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Doesn't have to be organic but dried liver sounds disgusting which means he will probably love it...

I thought it'd stink to high heaven, but it was strangely odourless. But, as I say, I haven't seen it anywhere for about a year now. My dog's treat of choice is a pig's ear, but they aren't the sort of thing you can tempt a dog to come back with - they're too large and far too chewy for just a quick treat.
A friend of mine treats our dog with what looks a bit like a minty matchstick, thin and sticklike and green. He breaks a bit off and my dog drools and sits close to him... unfortunately I haven't got a clue what it is.

[TANGODANCER]

A friend of mine treats our dog with what looks a bit like a minty matchstick, thin and sticklike and green. He breaks a bit off and my dog drools and sits close to him... unfortunately I haven't got a clue what it is.

I think you'll find they are tripe-sticks. Our dog loves them. He also loves anything he shouldn't have, particularly cheese which he can smell from a mile away.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

A friend of mine treats our dog with what looks a bit like a minty matchstick, thin and sticklike and green. He breaks a bit off and my dog drools and sits close to him... unfortunately I haven't got a clue what it is.

I think you'll find they are tripe-sticks. Our dog loves them. He also loves anything he shouldn't have, particularly cheese which he can smell from a mile away.

Yes GG, you can always try cheese. Dog's (well some of them) lurve cheese. Little cubes of cheddar.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Dunno if it works for dogs GG, but my cat loves lamb rogan josh, preferably medium hot. He also likes cheese and cheesy wotsits, but more than anything in the world he loves steak...

[Harry Genshaw]

Cheese or smoked sausage. Something he can barely resist. Lots of tricks and rewards in the house then get him on a long long lead outside and train his recall then. Worked on my little chap in the main, but with other giddy dogs who were up for a play, even sausage couldn't tempt him back.

Never found a foodstuff that would prise him off the Posties throat though

[Bruce Rioja]

Dunno if it works for dogs GG, but my cat loves lamb rogan josh, preferably medium hot. He also likes cheese and cheesy wotsits, but more than anything in the world he loves steak...

When we were kids our cat, the fattest cuddliest cat ever (TM) used to go mad to the point of delivering crazed, clawing, blood-drawing violence upon you if you had a bag of cheese wotsits. Seriously. I've no idea what ingredient it was that used to flip a switch in him but you really had to see his reaction to believe it.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Dunno if it works for dogs GG, but my cat loves lamb rogan josh, preferably medium hot. He also likes cheese and cheesy wotsits, but more than anything in the world he loves steak...

When we were kids our cat, the fattest cuddliest cat ever (TM) used to go mad to the point of delivering crazed, clawing, blood-drawing violence upon you if you had a bag of cheese wotsits. Seriously. I've no idea what ingredient it was that used to flip a switch in him but you really had to see his reaction to believe it.

Weird how they really go for something like that. Our lady cat loves skips (prawn cocktail). She always freaks out a bit when one sticks to the roof of her mouth, but it never deters her. I have to watch out for my ice cream as well. If I put it down for more than a couple of seconds she's in there until the ice cream headache hits!

[Raven]

My dogs called Troy, came with the name from the rescue house and as there is a Helen indoors (human) we kept the name.

Prefer dogs, in fact any animal over humans any day.

[Gooner Girl]

Dunno if it works for dogs GG, but my cat loves lamb rogan josh, preferably medium hot. He also likes cheese and cheesy wotsits, but more than anything in the world he loves steak...

When we were kids our cat, the fattest cuddliest cat ever (TM) used to go mad to the point of delivering crazed, clawing, blood-drawing violence upon you if you had a bag of cheese wotsits. Seriously. I've no idea what ingredient it was that used to flip a switch in him but you really had to see his reaction to believe it.

Weird how they really go for something like that. Our lady cat loves skips (prawn cocktail). She always freaks out a bit when one sticks to the roof of her mouth, but it never deters her. I have to watch out for my ice cream as well. If I put it down for more than a couple of seconds she's in there until the ice cream headache hits!

My cat also loves ice cream - he was trying to lick it from my bowl as I was eating it the other day.

[Bijou Bob]

My cat also loves ice cream - he was trying to lick it from my bowl as I was eating it the other day.

Forget the yoghurt licking, the gravy drinking and the crisp slurping, THIS is the worst of the lot. How, HOW can anyone let their cat or dog share a plate??

My dog spends much of his time licking his balls or with his nose in the aris cheeks of other dogs. Do I let him lick me or share a plate? Do I feck!!

[Raven]

Better no mention I share an ice cream with mine!

[Gooner Girl]

My cat also loves ice cream - he was trying to lick it from my bowl as I was eating it the other day.

Forget the yoghurt licking, the gravy drinking and the crisp slurping, THIS is the worst of the lot. How, HOW can anyone let their cat or dog share a plate??

My dog spends much of his time licking his balls or with his nose in the aris cheeks of other dogs. Do I let him lick me or share a plate? Do I feck!!

I said TRYING! I kept moving it out his reach.

[Raven]

Spoilsport

Have never seen my dog lick his bits or smell the arse of another dog (probably cos he's too small)

Have seen him eat his own sick and guinea pig poo though

[Always hopeful]

Our dog's got no nose.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Our dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

[Always hopeful]

Our dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Our dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful

It's the way you tell 'em.

[Always hopeful]

Our dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful

It's the way you tell 'em.