Today I'm happy about......

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 6:13 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early. 8)
You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!
Actually, the kids swimming in the pool were doing really well at the time so it was a bit frustrating to have to get them out but anyone who turns down finishing work early on a Friday is not quite right in the head in my book ;)

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by thebish » Fri May 24, 2013 6:14 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early. 8)
You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!
I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 6:55 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early. 8)
You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!
I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!
What is it about men and toilet humour?! :conf:

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Post by thebish » Fri May 24, 2013 6:58 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early. 8)
You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!
I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!
What is it about men and toilet humour?! :conf:
it was YOU who introduced the subject of huge dumps...

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 7:00 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early. 8)
You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!
I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!
What is it about men and toilet humour?! :conf:
it was YOU who introduced the subject of huge dumps...
Yes hun, but there was a reason for mentioning it because it was something that happened this afternoon. ;) Its you that's making all the infantile poo jokes! :)

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Post by thebish » Fri May 24, 2013 7:02 pm

no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 7:07 pm

thebish wrote:no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)
There was more then one infantile poo joke! (and FYI, I was teaching from the side, not in the water!)

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Post by thebish » Fri May 24, 2013 7:09 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)
There was more then one infantile poo joke! (and FYI, I was teaching from the side, not in the water!)
I suppose, for you, it was just one of those heartwarming times when you realise the job really is worth doing...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 7:13 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)
There was more then one infantile poo joke! (and FYI, I was teaching from the side, not in the water!)
I suppose, for you, it was just one of those heartwarming times when you realise the job really is worth doing...
I see what you did there. You make me smile Bish.

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by thebish » Fri May 24, 2013 7:47 pm

and, y'see, I'd take you a little bit more seriously if you hadn't already typed on this forum today that you giggle every time you visit the "Fill your Pants" website to order nappy liners...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 7:51 pm

thebish wrote:and, y'see, I'd take you a little bit more seriously if you hadn't already typed on this forum today that you giggle every time you visit the "Fill your Pants" website to order nappy liners...
Damn it. Had forgotten about that. :oops:

I must have spent so much time as your friend you have dragged me down to your level...

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 24, 2013 9:00 pm

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Great grandson's going a bomb at six months old. And I just finished five days without a cigarette. Don't know whethere to laugh or cry. Gee, it's hard. :-(
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 24, 2013 9:01 pm

He's gorgeous Tango - and keep going on the cigarettes! Well done!

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by bobo the clown » Fri May 24, 2013 9:06 pm

... and an elephant on the bib too. Bravo.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sat May 25, 2013 9:14 am

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat May 25, 2013 9:18 am

I'm not sure that Pot Noodle is the best substitute for the ciggies TD. :wink:

He's a bit of a big 'un. Meant in a nice way, obviously.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat May 25, 2013 11:19 am

Burnden Paddock wrote:I'm not sure that Pot Noodle is the best substitute for the ciggies TD. :wink:
He's a bit of a big 'un. Meant in a nice way, obviously.
Ha, ha. Think the pot-noodle must have been my grandson's snack. It was in the baby bag. His mum and dad are both quite slim so he won't be a thumper for long. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 25, 2013 11:48 am

Daniel Hannan ‏has just Twatted this;

How the blithering flip did palaeo-federalist Jean-Luc Dehaene, with his record of incompetence, end up at UEFA?

Almost, Dan. Think I'll put him straight. ;)
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Post by Always hopeful » Sat May 25, 2013 3:58 pm

The weather. Some sunshine at last.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat May 25, 2013 4:02 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Daniel Hannan ‏has just Twatted this;

How the blithering flip did palaeo-federalist Jean-Luc Dehaene, with his record of incompetence, end up at UEFA?

Almost, Dan. Think I'll put him straight. ;)
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