Today I'm happy about......

[Gooner Girl]

today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early.

You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!

Actually, the kids swimming in the pool were doing really well at the time so it was a bit frustrating to have to get them out but anyone who turns down finishing work early on a Friday is not quite right in the head in my book

[thebish]

today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early.

You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!

I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!

[Gooner Girl]

today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early.

You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!

I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!

What is it about men and toilet humour?!

[thebish]

today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early.

You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!

I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!

What is it about men and toilet humour?!

it was YOU who introduced the subject of huge dumps...

[Gooner Girl]

today I am happy some kid did a huge dump in the pool during their swimming lesson. Result? I get to finish work early.

You know .... I'd swear you don't enjoy your job !!

I don't think it was her job....

unless.... ahhhhhh!!!! now I see - cracking ruse!!

What is it about men and toilet humour?!

it was YOU who introduced the subject of huge dumps...

Yes hun, but there was a reason for mentioning it because it was something that happened this afternoon. Its you that's making all the infantile poo jokes!

[thebish]

no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)

[Gooner Girl]

no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)

There was more then one infantile poo joke! (and FYI, I was teaching from the side, not in the water!)

[thebish]

no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)

There was more then one infantile poo joke! (and FYI, I was teaching from the side, not in the water!)

I suppose, for you, it was just one of those heartwarming times when you realise the job really is worth doing...

[Gooner Girl]

no... I was defending you against Bobo suggesting it was your job! clearly it was a child that did it... (honest officer - it was that little child over there, not me!)

There was more then one infantile poo joke! (and FYI, I was teaching from the side, not in the water!)

I suppose, for you, it was just one of those heartwarming times when you realise the job really is worth doing...

I see what you did there. You make me smile Bish.

[thebish]

and, y'see, I'd take you a little bit more seriously if you hadn't already typed on this forum today that you giggle every time you visit the "Fill your Pants" website to order nappy liners...

[Gooner Girl]

and, y'see, I'd take you a little bit more seriously if you hadn't already typed on this forum today that you giggle every time you visit the "Fill your Pants" website to order nappy liners...

Damn it. Had forgotten about that.

I must have spent so much time as your friend you have dragged me down to your level...

[TANGODANCER]

Great grandson's going a bomb at six months old. And I just finished five days without a cigarette. Don't know whethere to laugh or cry. Gee, it's hard.

[Gooner Girl]

He's gorgeous Tango - and keep going on the cigarettes! Well done!

[bobo the clown]

... and an elephant on the bib too. Bravo.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

He's a star TD!

[Burnden Paddock]

I'm not sure that Pot Noodle is the best substitute for the ciggies TD.

He's a bit of a big 'un. Meant in a nice way, obviously.

[TANGODANCER]

I'm not sure that Pot Noodle is the best substitute for the ciggies TD.
He's a bit of a big 'un. Meant in a nice way, obviously.

Ha, ha. Think the pot-noodle must have been my grandson's snack. It was in the baby bag. His mum and dad are both quite slim so he won't be a thumper for long.

[Bruce Rioja]

Daniel Hannan ‏has just Twatted this;

How the blithering flip did palaeo-federalist Jean-Luc Dehaene, with his record of incompetence, end up at UEFA?

Almost, Dan. Think I'll put him straight.

[Always hopeful]

The weather. Some sunshine at last.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Daniel Hannan ‏has just Twatted this;

How the blithering flip did palaeo-federalist Jean-Luc Dehaene, with his record of incompetence, end up at UEFA?

Almost, Dan. Think I'll put him straight.

The trouble is if you search google for "blithering flip" you get 649 hits, while "blithering crin" gets but one - and that from TW. You'll have to get cracking if you want grandpa's version to prevail for future generations.