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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed May 29, 2013 7:41 pm

thebish wrote:had a bit of a dog's arse of a day - with a work-related sh*tstorm exploding with dramatic effect!!!
Don't tell me you scrapped those ancient pews, priceless works of art? Surely not.
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Post by thebish » Wed May 29, 2013 7:50 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:had a bit of a dog's arse of a day - with a work-related sh*tstorm exploding with dramatic effect!!!
Don't tell me you scrapped those ancient pews, priceless works of art? Surely not.
nahh - that'll be in august!! 8)

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Post by mrkint » Wed May 29, 2013 7:51 pm

Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)

Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/

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Post by thebish » Wed May 29, 2013 7:52 pm

mrkint wrote:Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)

Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/

you're just gonna read out the TW joke thread, aren't you? admit it!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 29, 2013 8:27 pm

thebish wrote:had a bit of a dog's arse of a day - with a work-related sh*tstorm exploding with dramatic effect!!!
Had someone spiked the cake stall? :shock:
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Post by mrkint » Wed May 29, 2013 8:36 pm

thebish wrote:
mrkint wrote:Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)

Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/

you're just gonna read out the TW joke thread, aren't you? admit it!
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I did see someone on YouTube once whose entire set consisted of reading out comments on websites though :|

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Post by Bijou Bob » Thu May 30, 2013 1:04 pm

Finding Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey at £3.50 a double in Wetherspoons last night. Out. For. The. Count.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu May 30, 2013 1:25 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Finding Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey at £3.50 a double in Wetherspoons last night. Out. For. The. Count.
Eh, he knows how to spend £10.50, this lad. :pissed:
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Post by Bijou Bob » Thu May 30, 2013 1:32 pm

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Bijou Bob wrote:Finding Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey at £3.50 a double in Wetherspoons last night. Out. For. The. Count.
Eh, he knows how to spend £10.50, this lad. :pissed:
7 quid as it happens. I'm a true lightweight! :(
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Post by Il Pirate » Thu May 30, 2013 1:37 pm

mrkint wrote:
thebish wrote:
mrkint wrote:Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)

Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/

you're just gonna read out the TW joke thread, aren't you? admit it!
:lol:

I did see someone on YouTube once whose entire set consisted of reading out comments on websites though :|


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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:41 am

Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:15 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
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Post by thebish » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:36 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
congrats! 8)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:39 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
Well done Dan!

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:55 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:39 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
There's hope for you yet. ;)

Well done, Dan. A fantastic opportunity.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:06 pm

Good stuff Daniel. Work hard at it and you'll get there. :wink:
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:47 pm

Thank you everybody. Commitment has n ever been a problem for me and I have always been more than happy to put in the hard graft to make up for the fact I am not that clever. I have wanted to be involved in accountancy since I was 13. I will make sure I make the most of this fantastic opportunity. :pissed: .
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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:13 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !

Justice for the Berkshire One!

Well done mate.

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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:13 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !

Justice for the Berkshire One!

Well done mate.
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