Today I'm happy about......
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Don't tell me you scrapped those ancient pews, priceless works of art? Surely not.thebish wrote:had a bit of a dog's arse of a day - with a work-related sh*tstorm exploding with dramatic effect!!!
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nahh - that'll be in august!!Montreal Wanderer wrote:Don't tell me you scrapped those ancient pews, priceless works of art? Surely not.thebish wrote:had a bit of a dog's arse of a day - with a work-related sh*tstorm exploding with dramatic effect!!!

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Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)
Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/
Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/
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mrkint wrote:Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)
Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/
you're just gonna read out the TW joke thread, aren't you? admit it!
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Had someone spiked the cake stall?thebish wrote:had a bit of a dog's arse of a day - with a work-related sh*tstorm exploding with dramatic effect!!!

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thebish wrote:mrkint wrote:Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)
Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/
you're just gonna read out the TW joke thread, aren't you? admit it!

I did see someone on YouTube once whose entire set consisted of reading out comments on websites though

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Finding Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey at £3.50 a double in Wetherspoons last night. Out. For. The. Count.
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Eh, he knows how to spend £10.50, this lad.Bijou Bob wrote:Finding Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey at £3.50 a double in Wetherspoons last night. Out. For. The. Count.

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7 quid as it happens. I'm a true lightweight!Bruce Rioja wrote:Eh, he knows how to spend £10.50, this lad.Bijou Bob wrote:Finding Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey at £3.50 a double in Wetherspoons last night. Out. For. The. Count.

Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.
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mrkint wrote:thebish wrote:mrkint wrote:Put together a 5-6min stand up routine I'm happy with (finally!)
Now, to find the cojones to do it! :/
you're just gonna read out the TW joke thread, aren't you? admit it!![]()
I did see someone on YouTube once whose entire set consisted of reading out comments on websites though
Years before Glastonbury became massive; I went to see an act described as an escapologist who was better than Houdini. In silence he entered the space (outdoors); skinned up a massive joint, had a couple of drags and announced 'there you are, I'm out of it'............ still makes me chuckle....
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Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Well done, Dan. Make the most of it.bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
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congrats!bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !

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Well done Dan!bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
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bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !

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There's hope for you yet.bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !

Well done, Dan. A fantastic opportunity.
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Good stuff Daniel. Work hard at it and you'll get there. 

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Thank you everybody. Commitment has n ever been a problem for me and I have always been more than happy to put in the hard graft to make up for the fact I am not that clever. I have wanted to be involved in accountancy since I was 13. I will make sure I make the most of this fantastic opportunity.
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bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
Justice for the Berkshire One!
Well done mate.
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You'll be bursting to have Dan as your next Accountant then Woryjy !?!?Worthy4England wrote:bwfcdan94 wrote:Went on an interview for a AAT accountancy apprentiship at Reading Uni, I was 1of 15 applicants of which only 8 would be selected. Yet despite the fact that nearly every other person there was in their mid 20s and had halve a dozen years of experience working in accountancy each, I only went and got on the course. Proof if ever you need it that hard work and being dragged through the sh*ts face first pays off. Justice !
Justice for the Berkshire One!
Well done mate.
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