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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:33 pm

My last call today before finishing work was to a young vulnerable mum. Should have just been a quick 5 minute visit but turned into a bit of a 'mare. Poor lass was in floods of tears and due to a mix up with her bank, was left facing this weekend with no money, food for her & the baby and no credit on her phone - she has no family nearby.

I couldn't in all consciousness leave her like that and decided to break the golden rule and offer her a tenner I knew I had in my pocket. I put my hand in my pocket to get it out and pulled out a huge wodge of notes I'd forgotten I'd put in there to pay for my car sevice tomorrow. Ended up giving her more than I meant too, cos I was too embarrassed to only offer a tenner, since I must have appeared loaded - Which I most definitely am not!

Not sure whether I'll ever see it again - Hope to God Karma comes back in pound notes!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:35 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:My last call today before finishing work was to a young vulnerable mum. Should have just been a quick 5 minute visit but turned into a bit of a 'mare. Poor lass was in floods of tears and due to a mix up with her bank, was left facing this weekend with no money, food for her & the baby and no credit on her phone - she has no family nearby.

I couldn't in all consciousness leave her like that and decided to break the golden rule and offer her a tenner I knew I had in my pocket. I put my hand in my pocket to get it out and pulled out a huge wodge of notes I'd forgotten I'd put in there to pay for my car sevice tomorrow. Ended up giving her more than I meant too, cos I was too embarrassed to only offer a tenner, since I must have appeared loaded - Which I most definitely am not!

Not sure whether I'll ever see it again - Hope to God Karma comes back in pound notes!
They say that virtue is its own reward (silly buggers). Still, it was the right thing to do.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:22 pm

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Harry Genshaw wrote:My last call today before finishing work was to a young vulnerable mum. Should have just been a quick 5 minute visit but turned into a bit of a 'mare. Poor lass was in floods of tears and due to a mix up with her bank, was left facing this weekend with no money, food for her & the baby and no credit on her phone - she has no family nearby.

I couldn't in all consciousness leave her like that and decided to break the golden rule and offer her a tenner I knew I had in my pocket. I put my hand in my pocket to get it out and pulled out a huge wodge of notes I'd forgotten I'd put in there to pay for my car sevice tomorrow. Ended up giving her more than I meant too, cos I was too embarrassed to only offer a tenner, since I must have appeared loaded - Which I most definitely am not!

Not sure whether I'll ever see it again - Hope to God Karma comes back in pound notes!
They say that virtue is its own reward (silly buggers). Still, it was the right thing to do.
In many ways, as your know Harry, very much not the right thing to do, but utterly understandable.

Just if she returns for more you know you have to say "no".

Bless you for your compassion and I hope she's the one in a million who pays you back. If not, then you get your reward in some other way.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:23 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:My last call today before finishing work was to a young vulnerable mum. Should have just been a quick 5 minute visit but turned into a bit of a 'mare. Poor lass was in floods of tears and due to a mix up with her bank, was left facing this weekend with no money, food for her & the baby and no credit on her phone - she has no family nearby.

I couldn't in all consciousness leave her like that and decided to break the golden rule and offer her a tenner I knew I had in my pocket. I put my hand in my pocket to get it out and pulled out a huge wodge of notes I'd forgotten I'd put in there to pay for my car sevice tomorrow. Ended up giving her more than I meant too, cos I was too embarrassed to only offer a tenner, since I must have appeared loaded - Which I most definitely am not!

Not sure whether I'll ever see it again - Hope to God Karma comes back in pound notes!
Awww, you sweetie :D

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:39 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:My last call today before finishing work was to a young vulnerable mum. Should have just been a quick 5 minute visit but turned into a bit of a 'mare. Poor lass was in floods of tears and due to a mix up with her bank, was left facing this weekend with no money, food for her & the baby and no credit on her phone - she has no family nearby.

I couldn't in all consciousness leave her like that and decided to break the golden rule and offer her a tenner I knew I had in my pocket. I put my hand in my pocket to get it out and pulled out a huge wodge of notes I'd forgotten I'd put in there to pay for my car sevice tomorrow. Ended up giving her more than I meant too, cos I was too embarrassed to only offer a tenner, since I must have appeared loaded - Which I most definitely am not!

Not sure whether I'll ever see it again - Hope to God Karma comes back in pound notes!
Proud of you, Mate. And there was me thinking that I'd done good deeds today by buying lunch for one colleague and paying the Avon lady for another! :shock:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:44 pm

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Harry Genshaw wrote:My last call today before finishing work was to a young vulnerable mum. Should have just been a quick 5 minute visit but turned into a bit of a 'mare. Poor lass was in floods of tears and due to a mix up with her bank, was left facing this weekend with no money, food for her & the baby and no credit on her phone - she has no family nearby.

I couldn't in all consciousness leave her like that and decided to break the golden rule and offer her a tenner I knew I had in my pocket. I put my hand in my pocket to get it out and pulled out a huge wodge of notes I'd forgotten I'd put in there to pay for my car sevice tomorrow. Ended up giving her more than I meant too, cos I was too embarrassed to only offer a tenner, since I must have appeared loaded - Which I most definitely am not!

Not sure whether I'll ever see it again - Hope to God Karma comes back in pound notes!
Proud of you, Mate. And there was me thinking that I'd done good deeds today by buying lunch for one colleague and paying the Avon lady for another! :shock:
That's pretty sweet too! :)

If anyone wants to do some more good turns, I really like Lush bathbombs and chocolate, just sayin' 8)

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Post by thebish » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:49 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:and paying the Avon lady for another! :shock:
you paid the Avon lady for another what?? :shock:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 28, 2013 7:58 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:and paying the Avon lady for another! :shock:
you paid the Avon lady for another what?? :shock:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:16 pm

Thanks Peeps. Have to admit I'm a little worried about how it might pan out. Work will tell me I shouldn't have done it and although I've written the cash off (If I do get it back - bonus) she is chaotic enough that if somebody wanted to make an issue of me giving it, it could potentially get messy.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:31 pm

Tell her I've got a bag of Avon stuff going cheap. ;)
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:30 pm

Apparently today is Armed Forces Day. I've absolutely no idea what the purpose of it is. :conf:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Apparently today is Armed Forces Day. I've absolutely no idea what the purpose of it is. :conf:
It allows stupid folk post more shite on Facebook like "If you don't share this nonsense you're against our soldiers", or "Change your profile picture to this or everyone will call you a wanker". It is the modern chain letter and it gets on my tits :evil:

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:38 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Apparently today is Armed Forces Day. I've absolutely no idea what the purpose of it is. :conf:
It allows stupid folk post more shite on Facebook like "If you don't share this nonsense you're against our soldiers", or "Change your profile picture to this or everyone will call you a wanker". It is the modern chain letter and it gets on my tits :evil:
There are other types on Facebook? :twisted: :conf:

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:51 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Apparently today is Armed Forces Day. I've absolutely no idea what the purpose of it is. :conf:
It allows stupid folk post more shite on Facebook like "If you don't share this nonsense you're against our soldiers", or "Change your profile picture to this or everyone will call you a wanker". It is the modern chain letter and it gets on my tits :evil:
There are other types on Facebook? :twisted: :conf:
Stupid, stupider and stupidest. I'm sure you'll have an opinion which one I am :P

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:09 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Apparently today is Armed Forces Day. I've absolutely no idea what the purpose of it is. :conf:
It allows stupid folk post more shite on Facebook like "If you don't share this nonsense you're against our soldiers", or "Change your profile picture to this or everyone will call you a wanker". It is the modern chain letter and it gets on my tits :evil:
Agreed.

Am sure it was invented by the Govt so they can keep sending young lads to the arse end of the world as cannon fodder on spurious grounds, while at the same time saying "look at us supporting our boys"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:13 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Apparently today is Armed Forces Day. I've absolutely no idea what the purpose of it is. :conf:
It allows stupid folk post more shite on Facebook like "If you don't share this nonsense you're against our soldiers", or "Change your profile picture to this or everyone will call you a wanker". It is the modern chain letter and it gets on my tits :evil:
Agreed.

Am sure it was invented by the Govt so they can keep sending young lads to the arse end of the world as cannon fodder on spurious grounds, while at the same time saying "look at us supporting our boys"
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Yes, pretty much my take on it too, Harry. No doubt Cameron and/or Clegg's in Kabul/Helmond etc. as I type.
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Post by mrkint » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:51 pm

Interesting to note that The Sunday People's twitter operator appears to be just baiting everyone in response to the Michael Jackson story.

https://twitter.com/thesundaypeople" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now THAT is trolling.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:55 pm

mrkint wrote:Interesting to note that The Sunday People's twitter operator appears to be just baiting everyone in response to the Michael Jackson story.

https://twitter.com/thesundaypeople" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Now THAT is trolling.
Some of the baits are quite funny - but nowhere near as funny as the intelligence quotient of your average Sunday People reading Michael Jackson devotee, as displayed amply there. :lol:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:54 am

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wife- ... 83205.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I opened the Evening Standard to horrible news yesterday. Someone who taught me at university died on Sunday after a fall or maybe a suicide from the roof of the law faculty when he no apparent reason to be there.

He was one of those older guys who thrived on the energy of being around young people. I know he will be very sadly missed.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:16 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wife- ... 83205.html

I opened the Evening Standard to horrible news yesterday. Someone who taught me at university died on Sunday after a fall or maybe a suicide from the roof of the law faculty when he no apparent reason to be there.

He was one of those older guys who thrived on the energy of being around young people. I know he will be very sadly missed.
My thoughts are with you. I had a shock from the local paper yesterday too. A guy who used to own the local bakery where I worked many years ago, a man who kept us fed, was generally decent to us and seemed very friendly, was locked up for 10 years for repeatedly sexually assaulting one of his vulnerable employees :( A tragedy for both the victim and the guy's family.
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