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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:02 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:There must be at least one, Shirley?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:57 pm

The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:12 am

Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.
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Post by Il Pirate » Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:49 am

Bolton public engaged in mass disobedience :oyea: This is what the country needs more of. And not just the Bolton public

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Post by Il Pirate » Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:51 am

Assorted socialist trouble makers :oyea: And certainly not enough about nowadays............

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:34 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.
And die of the sweltering heat instead?! :conf:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:54 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.
And die of the sweltering heat instead?! :conf:
Don't be so dramatic. You won't die, you'll just get hospitalised through heat-stroke. :|
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Post by Raven » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:19 pm

People who can't eat quietly, dear god enjoying my lunch only to have someone munch crisps sounding like a horse eating a mint!

I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
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Post by William the White » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:24 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.
And die of the sweltering heat instead?! :conf:
Shower and lie naked beneath the ceiling fan. Believe me, this works. :D

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:26 pm

Raven wrote:People who can't eat quietly, dear god enjoying my lunch only to have someone munch crisps sounding like a horse eating a mint!

I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
I have somebody sat opposite me who has the most terrible case of bruxism in the world. It's so bad I have to coordinate break times so I can piss off out of the office when he starts chomping down. It's nauseatingly bad.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:41 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Raven wrote:People who can't eat quietly, dear god enjoying my lunch only to have someone munch crisps sounding like a horse eating a mint!

I know some foods are difficult to eat quietly, crisps and apples for instance but still no need for that amount of noise.
I have somebody sat opposite me who has the most terrible case of bruxism in the world. It's so bad I have to coordinate break times so I can piss off out of the office when he starts chomping down. It's nauseatingly bad.
My mate's GF eats like a cement mixer mixes cement. It's fecking disgusting.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:26 pm

Nasal hair. It fxkin hurts when you snip and catch one's actual flesh, as in eye-wateringly fxcking hurts. And it won't stop bleeding. Ouch. Bastard.
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.
And die of the sweltering heat instead?! :conf:
Don't be so dramatic. You won't die, you'll just get hospitalised through heat-stroke. :|
Oh well that's ok then!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:34 pm

William the White wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:The insect population of West Sussex. Too many flies, wasps, moths and daddy long legs in this damn house. Roll on autumn.
Close some windows when you put lights on. It's not difficult.
And die of the sweltering heat instead?! :conf:
Shower and lie naked beneath the ceiling fan. Believe me, this works. :D
The mind boggles William! :D Ok, i'll give it a go!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:37 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: The mind boggles William! :D Ok, i'll give it a go!
If you haven't got a ceiling fan then I don't mind nipping down to waft a towel or summat. ;)
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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:29 pm

summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
They are closely related to Orillas you know.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:32 pm

thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:35 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:summat proper to be annoyed about...

at the zoo on saturday - the number of people gathered around the Orang Utan enclosure and calling them orangutangs..

it is NOT orangutang - there is NO "g" on the end... arrghhhhh!!!

I staioned myself there for an hour or so - correcting any kids and witless adults who got it wrong before being escorted from the premises by some burly security guards...

i am still cross about it - it's Orang Utan!!!!!! I'll even let you hyphenate it Orang-Utan or make it one word, Orangutan - but is is NOT Orangutang!!!

arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
If I just called it a monkey would that make you feel better?
It is Not a monkey, it is an ape, one of the g-reat apes.
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