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i saw a badger yesterday boldly wandering down babbacombe high street at about 6pm...Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Well, surprise, surprise...badger killing failing to target enough of them. Only 100 killed in Somerset so far, whereas the target is 700. That's because, f*ck heads, when out strolling with one's family, minding one's one business, and a sniper takes out a lived one, you don't hang around thinking "hmmm, I wonder who's next?". All you had to do was ask any Syrian. Maybe Syria is infested with TB. Whatever, in either case, it is a shit solution that requires major rethinking.
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First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... 

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Another new job?Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around...
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The only badger that I've ever seen in the wilds of the UK was one that I knocked over and killed on the Snake Pass some years ago. Stocky little blighter mad a bit of a mess of the front of the car too. Felt rubbish about it for days (the badger, not the car)thebish wrote:i saw a badger yesterday boldly wandering down babbacombe high street at about 6pm...Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Well, surprise, surprise...badger killing failing to target enough of them. Only 100 killed in Somerset so far, whereas the target is 700. That's because, f*ck heads, when out strolling with one's family, minding one's one business, and a sniper takes out a lived one, you don't hang around thinking "hmmm, I wonder who's next?". All you had to do was ask any Syrian. Maybe Syria is infested with TB. Whatever, in either case, it is a shit solution that requires major rethinking.

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Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...Annoyed Grunt wrote:Another new job?Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around...
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Ah......Gooner Girl wrote:Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...Annoyed Grunt wrote:Another new job?Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around...
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Something doesn't add up.Gooner Girl wrote:Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...Annoyed Grunt wrote:Another new job?Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around...


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[quote="malcd1"Something doesn't add up.
Have you got a second job to fill in the 'full proper week'?
[/quote]Ouch !!


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I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.
I'm pooped...
they were mank!
I'm pooped...
they were mank!
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Oh, I do hope it is.........
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Rampant coulrophobia in Northampton? Surely Bobo wouldn't....
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Saw that earlier and thought of one forum user in particular.....
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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Welllllll ... #1 son lives there, so ... maybe. Just, maybe ..........Montreal Wanderer wrote:Rampant coulrophobia in Northampton? Surely Bobo wouldn't....
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thebish wrote:I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.
I'm pooped...
they were mank!
I bet the owner's feckin' livid!.................
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They didn't catch him because they were in church....Il Pirate wrote:thebish wrote:I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.
I'm pooped...
they were mank!
I bet the owner's feckin' livid!.................
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Montreal Wanderer wrote:They didn't catch him because they were in church....Il Pirate wrote:thebish wrote:I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.
I'm pooped...
they were mank!
I bet the owner's feckin' livid!.................
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The rest of my time is taken up chasing around around after 2 year old twins. I go to work for a restmalcd1 wrote:Something doesn't add up.Gooner Girl wrote:Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...Annoyed Grunt wrote:Another new job?Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around...Have you got a second job to fill in the 'full proper week'?

Sore throat is now a full blown cold, what you blokes would call the flu.

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Absolute nailed on medical fact that men suffer more with colds than women. To do with the composition of our bodies or something (different % water content maybe?)
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Here you go...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healt ... ntist.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I bet childbirths a doddle too.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healt ... ntist.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I bet childbirths a doddle too.
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