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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:27 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Well, surprise, surprise...badger killing failing to target enough of them. Only 100 killed in Somerset so far, whereas the target is 700. That's because, f*ck heads, when out strolling with one's family, minding one's one business, and a sniper takes out a lived one, you don't hang around thinking "hmmm, I wonder who's next?". All you had to do was ask any Syrian. Maybe Syria is infested with TB. Whatever, in either case, it is a shit solution that requires major rethinking.
i saw a badger yesterday boldly wandering down babbacombe high street at about 6pm...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:42 pm

First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... :(

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:42 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... :(
Another new job?

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:44 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Well, surprise, surprise...badger killing failing to target enough of them. Only 100 killed in Somerset so far, whereas the target is 700. That's because, f*ck heads, when out strolling with one's family, minding one's one business, and a sniper takes out a lived one, you don't hang around thinking "hmmm, I wonder who's next?". All you had to do was ask any Syrian. Maybe Syria is infested with TB. Whatever, in either case, it is a shit solution that requires major rethinking.
i saw a badger yesterday boldly wandering down babbacombe high street at about 6pm...
The only badger that I've ever seen in the wilds of the UK was one that I knocked over and killed on the Snake Pass some years ago. Stocky little blighter mad a bit of a mess of the front of the car too. Felt rubbish about it for days (the badger, not the car) :(
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:59 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... :(
Another new job?
Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:59 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... :(
Another new job?
Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...
Ah......

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Post by malcd1 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:27 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... :(
Another new job?
Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...
Something doesn't add up. :conf: Have you got a second job to fill in the 'full proper week'? :wink:
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:36 pm

[quote="malcd1"Something doesn't add up. :conf: Have you got a second job to fill in the 'full proper week'? :wink:[/quote]Ouch !!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:07 pm

I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.

I'm pooped...

they were mank!

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:19 pm

Oh, I do hope it is.........

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:31 pm

Rampant coulrophobia in Northampton? Surely Bobo wouldn't....
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:46 pm

Saw that earlier and thought of one forum user in particular.....
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:56 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Rampant coulrophobia in Northampton? Surely Bobo wouldn't....
Welllllll ... #1 son lives there, so ... maybe. Just, maybe ..........
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Post by Il Pirate » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:05 pm

thebish wrote:I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.

I'm pooped...

they were mank!


I bet the owner's feckin' livid!.................

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:17 pm

Il Pirate wrote:
thebish wrote:I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.

I'm pooped...

they were mank!


I bet the owner's feckin' livid!.................
They didn't catch him because they were in church....
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Post by Il Pirate » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:31 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Il Pirate wrote:
thebish wrote:I have just single-handedly removed and cut up ALL of the carpets from a large detached four-bedroomed house - including staircase, hall and landing - and driven it all down to the dump.

I'm pooped...

they were mank!


I bet the owner's feckin' livid!.................
They didn't catch him because they were in church....

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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:40 pm

malcd1 wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:First full proper week in the new job and I've got a horrid sore throat. Feeling sorry for myself. Pesky kids sharing their germs around... :(
Another new job?
Well no, I was doing just Monday afternoons last term but this term it's 4 afternoons a week and I have now totally quit swimming teaching... First weekend without working coming up...
Something doesn't add up. :conf: Have you got a second job to fill in the 'full proper week'? :wink:
The rest of my time is taken up chasing around around after 2 year old twins. I go to work for a rest ;) So would you if you had them for a few hours, wanna try it? Anyway, today, spent the time I would usually be at work swim teaching, erm, in the swimming pool...

Sore throat is now a full blown cold, what you blokes would call the flu. :(

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:53 pm

Absolute nailed on medical fact that men suffer more with colds than women. To do with the composition of our bodies or something (different % water content maybe?)
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:54 pm

Here you go...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healt ... ntist.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I bet childbirths a doddle too.
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