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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:27 pm

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Gary the Enfield wrote:How polite are we?

GG mentions she's off to rub Vicks on her chest and no-one, NO-ONE utters a word of innuendo. Well done chaps.
Yeah, but we all know what thebish was thinking. ;)
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:58 pm

Prufrock wrote:Ha! That's exactly what I've done on both of my past visits to the doctor, which are my only two in the last 6 years!
Should it concern me that I don't think I have been to the doctors for about 6 years.
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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:04 pm

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Prufrock wrote:Ha! That's exactly what I've done on both of my past visits to the doctor, which are my only two in the last 6 years!
Should it concern me that I don't think I have been to the doctors for about 6 years.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:38 pm

That's what I thought, haven't felt particularly unwell so haven't felt the need.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:43 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:That's what I thought, haven't felt particularly unwell so haven't felt the need.
which is as it should be.

y'see, Dan - the doctor is for when you are feeling unwell. if you are feeling well - you don't need to go. feeling well is something to be pleased about. not needing to see the doctor isn't something you should worry about - because it means you are well. there!

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:04 pm

"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:34 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?
I hate that phrase. I do. Mainly because they aren't scoops. Mostly they are other things that look remotely unlike what a scoop looks like. But I am sensitive - not admittedly as sensitive as Iggy, though.
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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:35 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?
I hate that phrase. I do. Mainly because they aren't scoops. Mostly they are other things that look remotely unlike what a scoop looks like. But I am sensitive - not admittedly as sensitive as Iggy, though.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:40 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?
It's a Scouse term. Used to get on my wick when I worked there, then again, most things Scouse do that.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:06 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?
It's a Scouse term. Used to get on my wick when I worked there, then again, most things Scouse do that.
Are you sure it's not an Irish phrase, Tango?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:30 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?
It's a Scouse term. Used to get on my wick when I worked there, then again, most things Scouse do that.
Are you sure it's not an Irish phrase, Tango?
Not saying it couldn't be, but Liverpool's the only place I ever heard it used?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:55 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:"having a few scoops"

Why scoops....where does it come from?
It's a Scouse term. Used to get on my wick when I worked there, then again, most things Scouse do that.
Are you sure it's not an Irish phrase, Tango?
Not saying it couldn't be, but Liverpool's the only place I ever heard it used?
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:19 pm

Quite happy with the Irish end, but knew I'd heard it in Liverpool: (you'll have to run down to "s" alphabetically.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:26 pm

Monty, you'll be romanticising about leprechauns next.

You maybe should Google a little less !
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:28 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Quite happy with the Irish end, but knew I'd heard it in Liverpool: (you'll have to run down to "s" alphabetically.

http://www.wirralhistory.net/scouse1.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:lol: that's a funny read that. I got called a woollyback lots - it took me ages to realise what the feck they were going on about.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:45 pm

I've heard going for a scoop used throughout England and in parts of Scotland. Only Scousers would try to claim it as their own as they seem to think that they're their own little club, which they are, not in a good way. 'Unique' Scouse sense of humour anyone? :roll:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:22 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Monty, you'll be romanticising about leprechauns next.

You maybe should Google a little less !
Why should my romanticizing about leprechauns worry you, Bobo?
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:43 pm

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bobo the clown wrote:Monty, you'll be romanticising about leprechauns next.

You maybe should Google a little less !
Why should my romanticizing about leprechauns worry you, Bobo?
... er, coz, like the over romantic view of Ireland held by many in your land mass they ... how can I put this ... are ... er .... a myth ???
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:07 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Monty, you'll be romanticising about leprechauns next.

You maybe should Google a little less !
Why should my romanticizing about leprechauns worry you, Bobo?
... er, coz, like the over romantic view of Ireland held by many in your land mass they ... how can I put this ... are ... er .... a myth ???
So, according to many, is God. Believe or not believe. Romanticize about myths or don't. Your choice but it shouldn't bother anyone either way. Not that I've thought about leprechauns for decades until they were mentioned here.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:17 pm

On topic, I tried to find something appertaining to the Nativity scene that used to be outside Bolton Town Hall in December and January. Used Google for "Nativity in Bolton" and got a link for a debate on here from last Christmas. :lol:
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