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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:33 am

^ That's a spoof, right? :?
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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:28 pm

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Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:47 pm

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:52 pm

Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
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Post by William the White » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:08 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
Are you absolutely certain you mean Trevor McDonald?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:33 am

William the White wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
Are you absolutely certain you mean Trevor McDonald?
He may mean Sir Trevor...
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Sep 27, 2013 7:55 am

William the White wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
Are you absolutely certain you mean Trevor McDonald?
You don't think he's a tosser then Bill.
The"off button" is used the moment he comes on screen at the BigTop.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by William the White » Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:40 am

bobo the clown wrote:
William the White wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
Are you absolutely certain you mean Trevor McDonald?
You don't think he's a tosser then Bill.
The"off button" is used the moment he comes on screen at the BigTop.
I don't think Sir Trevor McDonald was on Tiswas. And I do think he was pretty good on News at Ten.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:51 am

William the White wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
William the White wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
Are you absolutely certain you mean Trevor McDonald?
You don't think he's a tosser then Bill.
The"off button" is used the moment he comes on screen at the BigTop.
I don't think Sir Trevor McDonald was on Tiswas. And I do think he was pretty good on News at Ten.
The crushingly perma-unfunny Lenny Henry used to do this skit of him on Tiswas under the name, now, grab the Sellotape quickly so as to be ready for when your sides split here.................... Trevor McDoughnut. Yes, it really was that bad. Lenny Henry - can't even make kids laugh - quite an achievement.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:02 pm

William the White wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
William the White wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:Trevor McDonald really is a bit 5hit isn't he? Just watched him doing one of his programs - women behind bars - the guy is so wooden and full of inane questions. I swear he's done nowt decent since Tiswas
Are you absolutely certain you mean Trevor McDonald?
You don't think he's a tosser then Bill.
The"off button" is used the moment he comes on screen at the BigTop.
I don't think Sir Trevor McDonald was on Tiswas. And I do think he was pretty good on News at Ten.
On News at 10 he read the news. That's what he did ... he read. Pretty well, to be fair but he read something.

... and in a hideously pompous voice that he manufactured from somewhere.

Bruce refers to Tiwas, above. Personally I think it was both Lenny Henry AND TMcD's finest hour.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Fri Sep 27, 2013 4:05 pm

some cracking olde-worldy photos here....

http://www.boredpanda.com/must-see-historic-moments/

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Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:19 pm

thebish wrote:some cracking olde-worldy photos here....

http://www.boredpanda.com/must-see-historic-moments/
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:12 pm

Hate the way your coffee tastes when you've got a new kettle....

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:17 pm

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:23 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:Hate the way your coffee tastes when you've got a new kettle....
Well you shouldn't be drinking coffee, closet southerner :wink: .
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:32 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Hate the way your coffee tastes when you've got a new kettle....
Well you shouldn't be drinking coffee, closet southerner :wink: .
Southerner?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:40 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Hate the way your coffee tastes when you've got a new kettle....
Well you shouldn't be drinking coffee, closet southerner :wink: .
Southerner?
People in London and the South generally don't drink tea and only really drink coffee, us northern folk prefer tea. It is a stereotype but having lived in both Horwich and Wokingham I can fairly say that it is a reasonably fair stereotype.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:41 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Hate the way your coffee tastes when you've got a new kettle....
Well you shouldn't be drinking coffee, closet southerner :wink: .
Southerner?
People in London and the South generally don't drink tea and only really drink coffee, us northern folk prefer tea. It is a stereotype but having lived in both Horwich and Wokingham I can fairly say that it is a reasonably fair stereotype.
I'm a Northerner......never drank tea....always thought it was Yorkshire folk that drank tea.....

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:53 pm

i thought it was the chinese that drank tea...

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:06 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:Hate the way your coffee tastes when you've got a new kettle....
Well you shouldn't be drinking coffee, closet southerner :wink: .
Southerner?
People in London and the South generally don't drink tea and only really drink coffee, us northern folk prefer tea. It is a stereotype but having lived in both Horwich and Wokingham I can fairly say that it is a reasonably fair stereotype.
I'm a Northerner......never drank tea....always thought it was Yorkshire folk that drank tea.....
I was just having a laugh with you, you know.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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