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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:29 am

Not so much angry as slightly miffed.

Talking to hotel about invoice they hadn't sent me - they ascertain my check-in, check-out dates and my full name (Worthington, Frank). End of the call "Yes Mr Worthington, what's you're e-mail address?"

Me - "It's [email protected]"

Them "Is that "F" for Freddie or "S" for sugar?"

Me "Grrrrrrr you've been calling me Frank for the last 5 minutes, of course it's fecking "F" for Freddie"

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:52 pm

What is it about a nice day that makes women come out with gibberish like:

Big sigh...."Ah, well, this is doing nothing....."
" Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today"
" The devil finds work for idle hands.." etc,etc,etc.....as if it's April, not October.

Everybody knows damn well it's "Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow" anyway. Just how much can grass grow in three days? Every body also knows Sunday morning is for reading the paper with a bacon sarnie and a mug of tea. Six days shalt thou..whatever etc, and on the seventh thou shalt rest.

Women. :evil:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:02 pm

You need a hearing aid Tango. That way you can turn it off :wink:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:06 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:You need a hearing aid Tango. That way you can turn it off :wink:
That, or a new will... Threaten to disinherit if more than one annoying argument is instigated per year.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:10 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:You need a hearing aid Tango. That way you can turn it off :wink:
That, or a new will... Threaten to disinherit if more than one annoying argument is instigated per year.
:D . Go for it.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:06 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:You need a hearing aid Tango. That way you can turn it off :wink:
That, or a new will... Threaten to disinherit if more than one annoying argument is instigated per year.
What if it's all in her name? Y'know, tax purposes and that...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:52 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:You need a hearing aid Tango. That way you can turn it off :wink:
That, or a new will... Threaten to disinherit if more than one annoying argument is instigated per year.
What if it's all in her name? Y'know, tax purposes and that...
He'd better mow the lawn then... :wink:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:56 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:You need a hearing aid Tango. That way you can turn it off :wink:
That, or a new will... Threaten to disinherit if more than one annoying argument is instigated per year.
What if it's all in her name? Y'know, tax purposes and that...
He'd better mow the lawn then... :wink:
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Post by Il Pirate » Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:06 pm

Dujon wrote:A great rant, Il Pirate. Settle down though. Why not organise a tea party with a few like-minded friends? I'm told that always works a treat. :smile:


:lol: Since I've been ill; I have become rather less tollerant of people, situations. etc. It has not been a conscious thing though. It's people like yourself Dujon, and my wife, who makes me aware of what I'm doing, and keep me within tolerable levels of self assesment..........For that, I'm gratefull.......... :oops:

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:31 pm

only in Middlesbrough 2 This sort of thing actually happens all over the world sadly

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10 ... d%3D214094

I've walked down Linthorpe road as well.
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Post by Hoboh » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:14 pm

What were they expecting? full board and a couple of nights in a five * hotel until some 'human rights lawyer leech' got them a first class ticket home and a wedge of compo?

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/ ... sia-piracy" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Hoboh » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:56 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... istan.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh lord :hang:

Perhaps the Government should fund more coffee mornings to keep this lot out of mischief!

Just checked, yep fruitcakes.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:41 pm

Metal Tea-Pots in hotels.

Failing to perform their single purpose adequately for over 50 years.


How the hell have they survived ... who manages to sell them, who buys them ?? (he asks with a tea-stain on his shirt). Maybe LK can enlighten us.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:46 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Metal Tea-Pots in hotels.

Failing to do their single purpose adequately for over 50 years.


How the hell have they survived ... who manages to sell them, who buys them ?? (he asks with a tea-stain on his shirt). Maybe LK can enlighten us.
They're not just in hotels though - they're fecking ubiquitous, and every single bastard one of them comes with its own field of gravity, the ill-fitting lidded bastard things. :evil:
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Post by malcd1 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:38 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Metal Tea-Pots in hotels.

Failing to do their single purpose adequately for over 50 years.


How the hell have they survived ... who manages to sell them, who buys them ?? (he asks with a tea-stain on his shirt). Maybe LK can enlighten us.
They're not just in hotels though - they're fecking ubiquitous, and every single bastard one of them comes with its own field of gravity, the ill-fitting lidded bastard things. :evil:
I have had many a run-in with one of those bastards. No matter how quick you pour the tea it always runs down the side of the teapot and all over the table. I can only get around half of it in my cup.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:16 am

malcd1 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Metal Tea-Pots in hotels.

Failing to do their single purpose adequately for over 50 years.


How the hell have they survived ... who manages to sell them, who buys them ?? (he asks with a tea-stain on his shirt). Maybe LK can enlighten us.
They're not just in hotels though - they're fecking ubiquitous, and every single bastard one of them comes with its own field of gravity, the ill-fitting lidded bastard things. :evil:
I have had many a run-in with one of those bastards. No matter how quick you pour the tea it always runs down the side of the teapot and all over the table. I can only get around half of it in my cup.
Is this why stupid bastard coffee shops decided to serve hot beverages in bowls? I mean, what's wrong with a proper cup or mug?

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:30 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
malcd1 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Metal Tea-Pots in hotels.

Failing to do their single purpose adequately for over 50 years.


How the hell have they survived ... who manages to sell them, who buys them ?? (he asks with a tea-stain on his shirt). Maybe LK can enlighten us.
They're not just in hotels though - they're fecking ubiquitous, and every single bastard one of them comes with its own field of gravity, the ill-fitting lidded bastard things. :evil:
I have had many a run-in with one of those bastards. No matter how quick you pour the tea it always runs down the side of the teapot and all over the table. I can only get around half of it in my cup.
Is this why stupid bastard coffee shops decided to serve hot beverages in bowls? I mean, what's wrong with a proper cup or mug?
Well in :D .
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Hoboh » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:59 am

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o ... fghanistan" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We should pull out tomorrow and leave him to his 'mates' or has he been 'one of them' all along?
Good men have died to let this this corrupt sh*thouse and some of his family to run around stashing cash in overseas banks now he becomes all pious, tw*t!

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:49 pm

I really would like to meet the person who came up with the wonderful idea that it is illegal to play in the street.

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2013/10/08/ ... d%3D214432
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Post by thebish » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:54 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:I really would like to meet the person who came up with the wonderful idea that it is illegal to play in the street.

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2013/10/08/ ... d%3D214432
Officers sent fliers to residents in Southville Road, Thames Ditton, saying it was against the law for their youngsters to use footballs or skateboards on the road.
sounds reasonable enough to me!

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