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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:56 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Armchair Wanderer wrote:If we were bangin' 'em in for fun he wouldn't say he plans to be 3 up by half-time. We're on some kind of fragile recovery what's he supposed to say? If he says we expect to beat this bunch o' part-timers that's over-confidence. If we've been working on ways to beat Bournemouth in training I'd hope he wouldn't spill the beans in a pre-match press conference. So either you got "fantastic manager, pull socks up, smiles on our faces" or you got something from someone who appears to be relatively intelligent with a sense of humour who wants to win but is being cautious with language and gives the press something without giving away any secrets. Would you rather he said player x will start and I'll be telling player y to feed him in position a so that we can score from area m? Do you want him to say, despite being 10 places (or whatever it is) above us Bournemouth should be easy for a team like BWFC?

What happens on the pitch speaks for itself but Dougie-bashing over interviews/press conferences sounds bizarre to me.
I expect him NOT to say :

"There's a little bit more determination about us now".

nor

"We’re going there to make sure we keep the game at least close ... ".
Ok, we're playing like someone just gave us a pair of boots for christmas and bottom of the league, what does Manager Bobo say?
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by thebish » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:58 pm

^ Bobo doesn't say anything - he prefers the medium of mime....

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by HMX » Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:04 pm

Saying: "We’re going there to make sure we keep the game at least close ... " is crazy though, right? I'd hope the words 'at least' weren't from Dougie's mouth.

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:24 pm

HMX wrote:Saying: "We’re going there to make sure we keep the game at least close ... " is crazy though, right? I'd hope the words 'at least' weren't from Dougie's mouth.
It was a direct quote from the Bolton (Evening) News.

I wasn't there, but that's the quote ... including "at least". It's that which is awful.


and, apparently "we have a little more determination ... now" sort of says "we've been like a bunch of inspid tossers until the last few games" AND, may I point out, this has covered 4 draws and one win, 3 of the draws at home.
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:14 pm

Slippery like an eel! :lol:
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:34 pm

Armchair Wanderer wrote:Slippery like an eel! :lol:
me or Dougie ? :oops:
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Nov 02, 2013 6:32 am

Myself and HMX will be in the Sir Percy Florence Weatherspoon from 11:40 if anyone wants to join us.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by clapton is god » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:50 am

According to The Guardian its Bolton -v- Millwall today. I've not slept a week, have I?

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:19 am

clapton is god wrote:According to The Guardian its Bolton -v- Millwall today. I've not slept a week, have I?
Come 5pm you'll wish you hadn't woken up :wink:

Edit: If you're watching, you''ll probably be regretting it by 3.05pm...

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:27 am

Simple plan today .... go one up on 5 minutes, then take off a striker (the striker ??) and bring on a 3rd deep-seated midfielder and defend for 85+ minutes.

Result.
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:38 pm

You forget replacing Chungy/Eagles/Hall with Super Zat Knight with 15 minutes to go when we need a goal.

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by enrdentw » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:58 pm

Show of hands, please.

Who would take a point today?

:oyea: = yes

:conf: = no, go for the three points

Me: :oyea:

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:00 pm

3 points or bust...

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:12 pm

:conf:

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:22 pm

Bournemouth, a holiday resort down that there south. That's about the extent of my knowlege of today's opponents. I mean, Bournemouth, come on.

We shouldn't laugh really, though because they're sitting comfortably mid-table with seven more points than the mighty Whites who have the magnificent total of ten from thirteen games. We are in fact, badly in need of even a smell of three points lately. I really don't want to have another Saturday tea-time with lead guts and a niggly headache from suffering ninety minutes of mixed hope and despair. I'm badly in need of jumping in the air and frightening the dog half to death when we bang one in the opponents net.

All it takes is three Wetabix, egg and bacon on toast with a dash of HP sauce (I prefer Daddie's really but the wife does the shopping) and a big mug of sweet tea. Surely Douggie can see this? Has the man actually ever been seen in Bolton? I don't mean Winter Hill, or Horwich, I mean Bolton. Get yourself down here man and get the lads hopping in and out of the fountains on the town hall square.Take a deep breath of a Bratwurst hot dog from the food waggon there then climb up the town hall steps and shout...COME ON YOU WHITES..... :oyea: :oyea:

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:32 pm

Tango. Not sure 2 points is possible today :wink:

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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:33 pm

Same unchanged team and 442 by the looks of it
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:37 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Same unchanged team and 442 by the looks of it
:conf:
Is that good? I really don't know.
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:38 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Tango. Not sure 2 points is possible today :wink:
Missing that one A.T ?
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Re: Time to pop Boneymouth's cherry

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:39 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Same unchanged team and 442 by the looks of it
:conf:
Is that good? I really don't know.
Ngog playing, so probably not good, unless this is his 1 decent game of the season.

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