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Post by thebish » Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:09 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
clapton is god wrote:New walking boots! My fourth pair of Meindl and my second Burma Pro GTX. Fit perfectly and comfy as you like straight out of the box.

I've always worn size 12's but on measuring today found I was a 13 and almost a 14 :shock:

We have a pact together. I will look after them well and take them to some exciting places whilst they will keep me safe and dry and stop me falling from high places.

Here's to the next six years or more walking!
13 to 14 !?!?!?

wtf ? Bish kayak's in those.

a clown is expressing surprise at some large shoes! :D

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:05 pm

TBF I am size 13.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:17 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:TBF I am size 13.
Confirming you are indeed a clown :wink:

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Post by bwfcdan94 » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:24 pm

So I am a clown/troll hybrid, that must be a first.
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Post by malcd1 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:47 am

Bloody hell. That is two comments from Dan that I laughed at this morning.

Sniff! I think our boy is growing up.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:26 am

clapton is god wrote:New walking boots! My fourth pair of Meindl and my second Burma Pro GTX. Fit perfectly and comfy as you like straight out of the box.

I've always worn size 12's but on measuring today found I was a 13 and almost a 14 :shock:

We have a pact together. I will look after them well and take them to some exciting places whilst they will keep me safe and dry and stop me falling from high places.

Here's to the next six years or more walking!
Meindl, eh?
I went to buy a pair of Altberg's at the weekend (and unlike you freaks out there, in a more normal size 9½) only to find they haven't got 9½s in stock. Apparently a container with over two thousand pairs went 'missing' a fortnight ago. The bloke in the shop thought it might be the new year before Altberg manage to replenish them.
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Post by clapton is god » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:43 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
clapton is god wrote:New walking boots! My fourth pair of Meindl and my second Burma Pro GTX. Fit perfectly and comfy as you like straight out of the box.

I've always worn size 12's but on measuring today found I was a 13 and almost a 14 :shock:

We have a pact together. I will look after them well and take them to some exciting places whilst they will keep me safe and dry and stop me falling from high places.

Here's to the next six years or more walking!
Meindl, eh?
I went to buy a pair of Altberg's at the weekend (and unlike you freaks out there, in a more normal size 9½) only to find they haven't got 9½s in stock. Apparently a container with over two thousand pairs went 'missing' a fortnight ago. The bloke in the shop thought it might be the new year before Altberg manage to replenish them.
I've had Altberg shoes but not boots. I was pretty happy with them. Rotherham company, I seem to remember? But I do like my Meidl's although I am strictly a three season walker with just the odd walk in snow now and again.

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Nov 18, 2013 3:56 pm

clapton is god wrote:I've had Altberg shoes but not boots. I was pretty happy with them. Rotherham company, I seem to remember? But I do like my Meidl's although I am strictly a three season walker with just the odd walk in snow now and again.
You could ski in those size 14's !!
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:08 pm

malcd1 wrote:Bloody hell. That is two comments from Dan that I laughed at this morning.

Sniff! I think our boy is growing up.
Which was the other one.
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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:15 pm

some of these made me smile!

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

note: the last one on the first page was submitted by our very own LK...

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:10 pm

thebish wrote:some of these made me smile!

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

note: the last one on the first page was submitted by our very own LK...
Excellent ... and THIS is one mean piece of art. Where can you get one ??

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:28 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:some of these made me smile!

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

note: the last one on the first page was submitted by our very own LK...
Excellent ... and THIS is one mean piece of art. Where can you get one ??

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:lol:

Took a while to notice that....

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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:58 pm

Although he/she looks as if they're being done by a midget!
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Post by William the White » Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:04 pm

Today I am delighted to hear that the real, authentic bones of Saint Peter are going to be displayed in Rome, which desperately needs more old saintly bones.

They have been a matter of some controversy since in 1939 a tomb 'believed' to be Peter's was broken into and some graffiti on the wall said 'Petr eni' which is believed to be short for 'Petros enesti' - Peter is Here.

Many doubts over their authenticity have been expressed by sane people, but, nevertheless, according to Monsignor Rino Forsichella ' the people of God have always believed the bones to be Peter's and we will give them the honour they deserve... Regardless of what scientific testing might reveal Christians would venerate the bones.'

The event is on Sunday.

I'm hoping to be there, of course, having had my faith transformed by seeing the actual chalice Christ used at the last supper in the Cathedral at Valencia. And I want to hear the new Gregorian chant under composition at this very moment... Them bones, them bones, them dry bones...

Perhaps Prufrock could offer a Latin version...

Edit: Google translate offers - his ossibus, his ossibus, iliae ossibus aridis...
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:05 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Although he/she looks as if they're being done by a midget!
It's not the size that counts but how....
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:24 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:Although he/she looks as if they're being done by a midget!
It's art Bob.


... & I do admit to never even thinking of it not being a she. :oops: :shock:
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Post by thebish » Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:33 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Although he/she looks as if they're being done by a midget!
It's art Bob.


... & I do admit to never even thinking of it not being a she. :oops: :shock:

maybe you noticed the large breasts!

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Nov 19, 2013 6:55 pm

William the White wrote:Today I am delighted to hear that the real, authentic bones of Saint Peter are going to be displayed in Rome, which desperately needs more old saintly bones.

They have been a matter of some controversy since in 1939 a tomb 'believed' to be Peter's was broken into and some graffiti on the wall said 'Petr eni' which is believed to be short for 'Petros enesti' - Peter is Here.

Many doubts over their authenticity have been expressed by sane people, but, nevertheless, according to Monsignor Rino Forsichella ' the people of God have always believed the bones to be Peter's and we will give them the honour they deserve... Regardless of what scientific testing might reveal Christians would venerate the bones.'

The event is on Sunday.

I'm hoping to be there, of course, having had my faith transformed by seeing the actual chalice Christ used at the last supper in the Cathedral at Valencia. And I want to hear the new Gregorian chant under composition at this very moment... Them bones, them bones, them dry bones...

Perhaps Prufrock could offer a Latin version...

Edit: Google translate offers - his ossibus, his ossibus, iliae ossibus aridis...
"Illa ossa, illa ossa, illa ossa arida".

Assuming they are the subject, I don't know the rest of the song. Unconvinced 'aridus' is usual for 'dry' though, and I don't have an idiom for using 'them' instead of 'those'. 'His ossibus' is dative or ablative (to/for/with/by) and 'these bones' rather than 'those bones'.

HTH.

I do enjoy that for one of the Saint's, there are about 15 official relic feet or hands. All legit.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:11 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:Although he/she looks as if they're being done by a midget!
It's art Bob.


... & I do admit to never even thinking of it not being a she. :oops: :shock:

maybe you noticed the large breasts!
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:15 pm

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