West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
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Wandering Willy wrote:Excellent Bish - Thanks.
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Even the welk eaters have caught on.his love child Nolan is ****ing disgraceful.

Before this season, 22 goals in 65 Prem appearances for Newcastle and West Ham after leaving us...That's a pretty good return.
This season he's only managed 1 in 12, but they probably forgot about last when he got 10 in 35...
29 in 87 in the Championship too across Newcastle and West Ham.
Nowt like being found out, is there?
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See, they're even fecking failures at this. No Gary Megson??!!!, No David O'Dreary!!??!thebish wrote:ahhh - the old Ian Dowie spectre gambit!! Worthy will be pleased!Let's sack Sam and bring in a manager who has to work with a team that is only built for the type of football Sam prefers. You won't get a Pocchettino with this type of owners, so why calling for the managers head if you would get f.e. Iain Dowie?
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Worthy4England wrote:Wandering Willy wrote:Excellent Bish - Thanks.
My favourite:
Even the welk eaters have caught on.his love child Nolan is ****ing disgraceful.![]()
Before this season, 22 goals in 65 Prem appearances for Newcastle and West Ham after leaving us...That's a pretty good return.
This season he's only managed 1 in 12, but they probably forgot about last when he got 10 in 35...
29 in 87 in the Championship too across Newcastle and West Ham.
Nowt like being found out, is there?
Agreed! !
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Once Carrol is back he will be scoring for fun again mark my words.Worthy4England wrote:Wandering Willy wrote:Excellent Bish - Thanks.
My favourite:
Even the welk eaters have caught on.his love child Nolan is ****ing disgraceful.![]()
Before this season, 22 goals in 65 Prem appearances for Newcastle and West Ham after leaving us...That's a pretty good return.
This season he's only managed 1 in 12, but they probably forgot about last when he got 10 in 35...
29 in 87 in the Championship too across Newcastle and West Ham.
Nowt like being found out, is there?
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.
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He's STILL 29????????West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.
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boltonboris wrote:He's STILL 29????????West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.




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I wonder who his agent is ??Worthy4England wrote:boltonboris wrote:He's STILL 29????????West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.![]()
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Roger Milla?
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They're gonna sack Allardyce soon, surely...
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Found out recently that Yakubu is only 31. Shocking.boltonboris wrote:He's STILL 29????????West Ham want to sign former Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins to solve their problems in front of goal. The 29-year-old Nigeria international is currently with Major League Soccer side Seattle Sounders.
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So shocking indeed, that one is inclined to not believe it!
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Fingers crossed....Athers wrote:They're gonna sack Allardyce soon, surely...
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Arsenal beating them 3-1. If Palace or Fulham can get a goal they'll go bottom three.
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
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I've got it on. Arsenal could/should have had a dozen. West Ham really are a desperately poor side indeed.CrazyHorse wrote:Arsenal beating them 3-1. If Palace or Fulham can get a goal they'll go bottom three.
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
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Fulham just scored...
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....oh dear. 19th. 

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Reading KUMB (last week) though there remain some Allardyce haters there seems to be a solid majority who think that he's the best man for the difficult role and who would do better in a scrap than the king of scraps.CrazyHorse wrote:Arsenal beating them 3-1. If Palace or Fulham can get a goal they'll go bottom three.
Shirley it's time they got rid of Allardyce, no?
We'll see if their nerve holds.
They do seem genuinely fearful of going down and that they are broke and relegation would be a disaster. Here's hoping !!
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Would love it if that cow Brady hadn't put sizeable wage drop clauses in the contracts of Carroll, Downing, Jarvis etc.
Can't see Allardyce lasting the winter at this rate, perhaps they're banking on bringing in someone other than Can't Control up front on January 1
Can't see Allardyce lasting the winter at this rate, perhaps they're banking on bringing in someone other than Can't Control up front on January 1
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I watched their game yesterday - would-be father-in-law is a Gooner.
I thought West Ham looked pretty competitive and gave Arsenal a bit of a scare. They'd be mad to get rid of Allardyce.
A couple of things... O'Brien does not look up to it at that level to me. Poor on the ball and was very fortunate not to receivetwo yellows. I much preferred Demel whom Sam put on to replace him.
Also... Nolan - contributed nothing when we wasn't having his one shot on goal. Where have we heard that before?
I thought West Ham looked pretty competitive and gave Arsenal a bit of a scare. They'd be mad to get rid of Allardyce.
A couple of things... O'Brien does not look up to it at that level to me. Poor on the ball and was very fortunate not to receivetwo yellows. I much preferred Demel whom Sam put on to replace him.
Also... Nolan - contributed nothing when we wasn't having his one shot on goal. Where have we heard that before?
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