West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:18 am

I have no idea how Joey O'Brien gas accumulated 60 or so first team games for them at that level. OK, he was desperately unlucky with injury whilst with us, but that hid a very ordinary takent.

Nolan .... he has to have slowed down from his relatively slow pace with us. He's hardly a kid any more and that league just gets faster and faster. He clearly has strong leadership skills and a good footballing mind and I guess he'll go on into management. I've always liked the guy and will always wish him well but the complaints we had 5+ years ago remain. His real role is to be Allardyce's man on the pitch .... but I think, even if Sam survives, that this is his final season at this level .... With luck, coinciding with Wet Spam's final season at this level.


As an asude, did you know that if you phone that club it's number ends in "1966" ?
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Post by thebish » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:29 pm

playing west brom just now... Anlekakakakakakakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa has just equalised for the baggies...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:31 pm

thebish wrote:playing west brom just now... Anlekakakakakakakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa has just equalised for the baggies...
And Cole was set-up by Nolan for West Ham's. :(

EDIT: Anelka again!!! :shock:
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Post by Jez » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:33 pm

Anelka scoring poachers goals, Big Sam looking angry on the touchline, this game is taking me back to better times

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Post by thebish » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:50 pm

allegedly... In recent seasons, Mick McCarthy, Chris Hughton, Andre Villas-Boas, Roberto Di Matteo and Paolo Di Canio all played their last Premier League match against the Baggies before being shown the door at their respective clubs.

hmmmm.....

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:01 pm

I suspect Sam is wishing he'd taken another punt on Anelka in the summer. If he hadn't already blown his budget on a knackered target man that is! :D
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:02 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:I suspect Sam is wishing he'd taken another punt on Anelka in the summer. If he hadn't already blown his budget on a knackered target man that is! :D
I imagine that this isn't lost on his employers either.

What's happened to Tricky Ricky, btw? I thught this was his year?! :conf:
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:04 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:I suspect Sam is wishing he'd taken another punt on Anelka in the summer. If he hadn't already blown his budget on a knackered target man that is! :D
Yup.

After an hour it's 1-2 to West Brom with Nico scoring both against his former manager (& Nolan, Jussi and JO'B).

Despite that some support him this will be a huge threat to Sam's tenure if it stays like this.
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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:10 pm

3-2 West Ham....Nolan....

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:11 pm

bobo the clown wrote: Despite that some support him this will be a huge threat to Sam's tenure if it stays like this.
3-2. Nolan. What a day to be a wanderer. :roll:
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:12 pm

3-3.....

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:13 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:3-3.....

Incredible. Think Jussi should've done better there, too.
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Post by thebish » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:13 pm

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Post by thebish » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:55 pm

BBC ticker...

There were boos from the home crowd on the final whistle as another home game slips away without a victory.

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Post by thebish » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:56 pm

if sunderland beat cardiff, west ham will be bottom....

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:05 pm

thebish wrote:BBC ticker...

There were boos from the home crowd on the final whistle as another home game slips away without a victory.
I watched that in sheer disbelief. Wankers.
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Post by bobo the clown » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:07 pm

Though BFSA had declared it a "must win game" ... & they didn't, at home, against a managerles team currently bottom of the 'form league'.

I guess that'd get boos at many places.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:10 pm

thebish wrote:BBC ticker...

There were boos from the home crowd on the final whistle as another home game slips away without a victory.
Folk tend to overdo it on the boos at Xmas

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Post by thebish » Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:24 pm

big sam blames the injuries...

"Cups don't mean anything any more. We worked our way to the League Cup semi-finals. It doesn't matter, what does is our Premier League status and getting points. They are secondary in our plight, especially with our injuries.

"I think the deciding factor [of staying up] will not be what January signings we make, but how quickly our injured players come back. If the players missing were fit, we'd have won the game. When you have six, seven players injured it's too much to cope."

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Re: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Post by clapton is god » Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:03 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
thebish wrote:BBC ticker...

There were boos from the home crowd on the final whistle as another home game slips away without a victory.
Folk tend to overdo it on the boos at Xmas

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Good one, Harry :D

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