Today I'm happy about......
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I flipping hope he didn't given I was chatting to him on facebook last night.danhorwich wrote:Good luck Bijou although I don't rate your chances of just happening to stumble into Nicole Kidman on your way home.Bijou Bob wrote:Lie in, great walk in the sunshine with the dogs, malt loaf, four nil win, mixed Tikka biryani ( with egg on top), glass of vintage port with chocolate fingers. If I can just organise a threesome with not quite Mrs Bob and Nicole Kidman before midnight, this could be the perfect Saturday.


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A gentleman would never reveal......
Uma mesa para um, faz favor. Obrigado.
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Quite the proper answer and, from my experience with Nicole, it's how she'd want it.Bijou Bob wrote:A gentleman would never reveal......
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She did ask who you were, or at least that's how I interpreted "Mmmfgmphhhf mmmmmmm ffffgmmmmph"
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Oh dear, I cant't believe she talks with her mouth full. The height of bad manners. I'd have have to think twice about stirring yours and Bobo's porridge after that particular bombshell.Bijou Bob wrote:She did ask who you were, or at least that's how I interpreted "Mmmfgmphhhf mmmmmmm ffffgmmmmph"
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Megson style?
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My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win. 

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49 more years until I can get a wedding one....Lost Leopard Spot wrote:My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.
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You've been married eleven years, and you've still not got decking!Annoyed Grunt wrote:49 more years until I can get a wedding one....Lost Leopard Spot wrote:My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.

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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:You've been married eleven years, and you've still not got decking!Annoyed Grunt wrote:49 more years until I can get a wedding one....Lost Leopard Spot wrote:My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.


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Its my anniversary today. The 7th apparently, possibly the 8th. Both myself and Mrs C forgot (again) and we only remembered when we got a congrat's text off a good friend of ours. On the plus side I did remember it's pancake Tuesday today.Lost Leopard Spot wrote:You've been married eleven years, and you've still not got decking!Annoyed Grunt wrote:49 more years until I can get a wedding one....Lost Leopard Spot wrote:My father whinging on about a wedding anniversary message from the Queen and hinting someone in the family must contact the anniversaries office at Buckingham Palace. So I went online this morning and discover that actually it's dead simple, so request to Queenie has been duly dispatched and parents should be getting a little note from Liz any time soon. Parents happy, Queen's duty done, weight off my mind, win win win.
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I ate 18 of my own homemade pancakes today, more than doubling my record. Making such an incredible amount of batter is not a feat but eating 18 is, good job I had not eaten today until about 2hrs ago.
I also did very well on my first day of work exp and spent an hour extra in the office then I was expected to through my own choice so I would like to think I made a good impression.
I also did very well on my first day of work exp and spent an hour extra in the office then I was expected to through my own choice so I would like to think I made a good impression.
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I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......
I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......
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And he morphs perfectly from manning into jay from the Inbetweeners!Annoyed Grunt wrote:^^
I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......
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A man for all occasions.....LeverEnd wrote:And he morphs perfectly from manning into jay from the Inbetweeners!Annoyed Grunt wrote:^^
I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......
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Bet you ate it aswell didn't you.Annoyed Grunt wrote:^^
I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......
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FnnarrAnnoyed Grunt wrote:^^
I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......

Note: I am 19 although I suppose that makes very little difference.
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Uwww.boltonboris wrote:Bet you ate it aswell didn't you.Annoyed Grunt wrote:^^
I always made a lot of batter when I was 18......
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