Freedman out!

[jaffka]

14th in the Championship off a £37m wage bill is as embarrassing as being relegated with a £55m one. We really are in tallest dwarf territory here.

The wage bill will be considerably lower than that. That was the last reported set of accounts.

regardless, its still fecking very boring

[Puskas]

14th in the Championship off a £37m wage bill is as embarrassing as being relegated with a £55m one. We really are in tallest dwarf territory here.

The wage bill will be considerably lower than that. That was the last reported set of accounts.

regardless, its still fecking very boring

Indeed. But then football in general is very boring, and it seems to be the main topic people bang on about here.

Why not talk about something else more interesting?

Cricket - that's good. Read this, and tell me you don't like cricket:
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/m ... ay-cricket" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Or beer. Or whisky. Or cats.

Any of those things are better than football.

[jaffka]

14th in the Championship off a £37m wage bill is as embarrassing as being relegated with a £55m one. We really are in tallest dwarf territory here.

The wage bill will be considerably lower than that. That was the last reported set of accounts.

regardless, its still fecking very boring

Indeed. But then football in general is very boring, and it seems to be the main topic people bang on about here.

Why not talk about something else more interesting?

Cricket - that's good. Read this, and tell me you don't like cricket:
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/m ... ay-cricket" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Or beer. Or whisky. Or cats.

Any of those things are better than football.

we do, in the correct area

Coyle > Freemand

Freedman> Coyle

does it fecking matter?

whats the fecking point?

[thebish]

Indeed. But then football in general is very boring, and it seems to be the main topic people bang on about here.

Why not talk about something else more interesting?

Cricket - that's good. Read this, and tell me you don't like cricket:
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/m ... ay-cricket" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Or beer. Or whisky. Or cats.

Any of those things are better than football.

cats are interesting, but ultimately rubbish... (FACT!)

[Prufrock]

I like the idea of cricket. I feel like I should like it, but beyond the Ashes it just gets me all a bit meh.

Beer is ace. Whisky is ace. And cats are also ace. To say otherwise is a child-like opinion!

[thebish]

I like the idea of cricket. I feel like I should like it, but beyond the Ashes it just gets me all a bit meh.

Beer is ace. Whisky is ace. And cats are also ace. To say otherwise is a child-like opinion!

look... I know more about cats than you do. you're wrong - they are rubbish - and the fact that you disagree with me just convinces me that i am right.

[Puskas]

we do, in the correct area

Coyle > Freemand

Freedman> Coyle

does it fecking matter?

whats the fecking point?

It doesn't matter, and there is no point to it.

But that means any of it. We're born, we live for 70ish years. We die, alone, and are forgotten.

In however many billion years, the universe will have wound down, and undergone heat death.

Deal with it.

[Puskas]

I like the idea of cricket. I feel like I should like it, but beyond the Ashes it just gets me all a bit meh.

Beer is ace. Whisky is ace. And cats are also ace. To say otherwise is a child-like opinion!

look... I know more about cats than you do. you're wrong - they are rubbish - and the fact that you disagree with me just convinces me that i am right.

This is nothing more than racism.

Absurd prejudice against the race of cats.

Mods - ban him.

[jaffka]

we do, in the correct area

Coyle > Freemand

Freedman> Coyle

does it fecking matter?

whats the fecking point?

It doesn't matter, and there is no point to it.

But that means any of it. We're born, we live for 70ish years. We die, alone, and are forgotten.

In however many billion years, the universe will have wound down, and undergone heat death.

Deal with it.

thanks and how do you propose that I deal with it?

[thebish]

I like the idea of cricket. I feel like I should like it, but beyond the Ashes it just gets me all a bit meh.

Beer is ace. Whisky is ace. And cats are also ace. To say otherwise is a child-like opinion!

look... I know more about cats than you do. you're wrong - they are rubbish - and the fact that you disagree with me just convinces me that i am right.

This is nothing more than racism.

Absurd prejudice against the race of cats.

Mods - ban him.

I suppose you're going to try and tell us that racism is a bad thing now?

[jaffka]

I like the idea of cricket. I feel like I should like it, but beyond the Ashes it just gets me all a bit meh.

Beer is ace. Whisky is ace. And cats are also ace. To say otherwise is a child-like opinion!

look... I know more about cats than you do. you're wrong - they are rubbish - and the fact that you disagree with me just convinces me that i am right.

This is nothing more than racism.

Absurd prejudice against the race of cats.

Mods - ban him.

I suppose you're going to try and tell us that racism is a bad thing now?

Would there ever be a situation where racism is acceptable?

I think there would, in certain specific and desperate situations.

[Prufrock]

we do, in the correct area

Coyle > Freemand

Freedman> Coyle

does it fecking matter?

whats the fecking point?

It doesn't matter, and there is no point to it.

But that means any of it. We're born, we live for 70ish years. We die, alone, and are forgotten.

In however many billion years, the universe will have wound down, and undergone heat death.

Deal with it.

thanks and how do you propose that I deal with it?

Accept that you're powerless and it's all pointless.

Alternatively you could take comfort from the fact that right now is a statistical fluke. You are overwhelmingly probably dead, and the fact that right now you actually happen to be alive is a bloody miracle so make the most of it.

That's my advice.

Also, in light of the above. I'm beginning to question spending quite so much of my time arguing about cats on the internet. Precious time wasted I should be spending in the pub. Or pretending to like cricket. Or pretending to like cricket in the pub.

[jaffka]

we do, in the correct area

Coyle > Freemand

Freedman> Coyle

does it fecking matter?

whats the fecking point?

It doesn't matter, and there is no point to it.

But that means any of it. We're born, we live for 70ish years. We die, alone, and are forgotten.

In however many billion years, the universe will have wound down, and undergone heat death.

Deal with it.

thanks and how do you propose that I deal with it?

Accept that you're powerless and it's all pointless.

Alternatively you could take comfort from the fact that right now is a statistical fluke. You are overwhelmingly probably dead, and the fact that right now you actually happen to be alive is a bloody miracle so make the most of it.

That's my advice.

Also, in light of the above. I'm beginning to question spending quite so much of my time arguing about cats on the internet. Precious time wasted I should be spending in the pub. Or pretending to like cricket. Or pretending to like cricket in the pub.

Aye feck it, enough of trying to get others to get a life.

[thebish]

Also, in light of the above. I'm beginning to question spending quite so much of my time arguing about cats on the internet. Precious time wasted I should be spending in the pub. Or pretending to like cricket. Or pretending to like cricket in the pub.

you could spend the night pretending to be a cat in a box wondering if you exist or not...

[bobo the clown]

... & this is before you drink threshold Pru. Or was it an early start today ?

I'd keep away from heights and sharp objects today lad.

[Prufrock]

Also, in light of the above. I'm beginning to question spending quite so much of my time arguing about cats on the internet. Precious time wasted I should be spending in the pub. Or pretending to like cricket. Or pretending to like cricket in the pub.

you could spend the night pretending to be a cat in a box wondering if you exist or not...

As an aside, not to send the thread too off topic (ahem) I only found out the other day the Schrodinger was taking the piss with his cat theory. I was a lot happier when I found that out.

[Prufrock]

... & this is before you drink threshold Pru. Or was it an early start today ?

I'd keep away from heights and sharp objects today lad.

Alcohol makes me happy. I'm only an existential nihilist when I can only think of alcohol. I'm off to the pub in ten minutes though, so it'll all be OK soon.

[Enoch]

a qualification granted to all those who can simultaneously a) put out cones and b) not be a paedophile.

c) haven't been rumbled yet.

[jaffka]

im on the wine, feck it

probably going to have a fish supper as well

[TANGODANCER]

What does Dougie think about elephants?