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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:47 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:45 pm

Beefheart wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.
Possibly. I've also received an email from PC World advising me to activate my 'cloud' account. WTFF's that? I'm in out my depth here. :conf:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Beefheart wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.
Possibly. I've also received an email from PC World advising me to activate my 'cloud' account. WTFF's that? I'm in out my depth here. :conf:
That's where your naughty pictures get stolen from...

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:07 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Beefheart wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.
Possibly. I've also received an email from PC World advising me to activate my 'cloud' account. WTFF's that? I'm in out my depth here. :conf:
That's where your naughty pictures get stolen from...
Ah right. But does it afford me the opportunity to steal other people's naughty pictures? :)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:12 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Beefheart wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.
Possibly. I've also received an email from PC World advising me to activate my 'cloud' account. WTFF's that? I'm in out my depth here. :conf:
That's where your naughty pictures get stolen from...
Ah right. But does it afford me the opportunity to steal other people's naughty pictures? :)
Just Google Jennifer Lawrence. Much easier :wink:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:12 pm

I have :)
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:19 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I have :)
On the list of banned things here :roll:

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Post by malcd1 » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:25 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Beefheart wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.
Possibly. I've also received an email from PC World advising me to activate my 'cloud' account. WTFF's that? I'm in out my depth here. :conf:
Instead of keeping stuff (music, photo's etc) on your phone you can keep them on a server in a data centre somewhere in the world (cloud). There are benefits in that if you lose your wanky iPhone, you can get another wanky iPhone and you won't lose any of your 'stuff'.

It all depends how much crap you want to put on your phone. If it is a lot use the cloud. If not don't worry and ignore them.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:32 pm

malcd1 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Beefheart wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:And when I installed I Tunes last night I got a free U2 album. Whoopy fecking do!
That's fair punishment for installing iTunes.
Possibly. I've also received an email from PC World advising me to activate my 'cloud' account. WTFF's that? I'm in out my depth here. :conf:
Instead of keeping stuff (music, photo's etc) on your phone you can keep them on a server in a data centre somewhere in the world (cloud). There are benefits in that if you lose your wanky iPhone, you can get another wanky iPhone and you won't lose any of your 'stuff'.

It all depends how much crap you want to put on your phone. If it is a lot use the cloud. If not don't worry and ignore them.
Cheers, Malc. My phone's works issued so I don't store anything on it really. Think I can live without it.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:53 am

Been looking into what went on at Tesco and how PWC might have dropped a bollock. Whoever was on that audit is in for a bollocking, and I feel sorry for whoever takes it over because they're gunna be stuck with a load of extra work.

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Post by Hoboh » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:12 pm

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O.M.G. I'm a tenner short! Anyone fancy 2 mins in the dog kennel for lending it me?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:22 pm

Hoboh wrote:http://www.primelocation.com/overseas/d ... ukeq5kq.97

O.M.G. I'm a tenner short! Anyone fancy 2 mins in the dog kennel for lending it me?
74 mil just to move in. Think of the maintenance on that place. You'd need to play for Bolton to afford something like that Hobes. :wink:
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:37 pm

Beefheart wrote:Been looking into what went on at Tesco and how PWC might have dropped a bollock. Whoever was on that audit is in for a bollocking, and I feel sorry for whoever takes it over because they're gunna be stuck with a load of extra work.
I doubt any shit will stick as it's half year reporting. Unless of course they were to find some problems with previous years...I'm sure Deloitte's will look as hard as they possibly can...

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Wed Sep 24, 2014 8:54 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Beefheart wrote:Been looking into what went on at Tesco and how PWC might have dropped a bollock. Whoever was on that audit is in for a bollocking, and I feel sorry for whoever takes it over because they're gunna be stuck with a load of extra work.
I doubt any shit will stick as it's half year reporting. Unless of course they were to find some problems with previous years...I'm sure Deloitte's will look as hard as they possibly can...
That was my thinking, I've done half year work on a FTSE 100 company and it tends to be a comparatively light touch, and only really looked at on a consolidated level.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:33 pm

Maybe a 'Politics Thread' one, but maybe not .... John Prescott maybe actually losing his marbles. Frankly I always thought he had done decades ago but

"former deputy prime minister John Prescott has dismissed the shadow business secretary, Chuka Umunna, as “Chumbawamba” at a Labour party conference event. Lord Prescott made the remark ... after he was asked how he viewed modern Labour politicians such as the Streatham MP. “Do you find it difficult? … when you are watching people do speeches, like … Chuka Umunna?” Prescott replied: “They can call him Chumbawamba.”

He then went on to assure the people that Labour would abolish "the breakfast tax".

After his inept performance in Scotland a week ago he may have to be farmed out and kept busy in the run-up to the election proper.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Beefheart » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:35 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Maybe a 'Politics Thread' one, but maybe not .... John Prescott maybe actually losing his marbles. Frankly I always thought he had done decades ago but

"former deputy prime minister John Prescott has dismissed the shadow business secretary, Chuka Umunna, as “Chumbawamba” at a Labour party conference event. Lord Prescott made the remark ... after he was asked how he viewed modern Labour politicians such as the Streatham MP. “Do you find it difficult? … when you are watching people do speeches, like … Chuka Umunna?” Prescott replied: “They can call him Chumbawamba.”
I don't think this will be the end of Prescott. He might get knocked down, but he'll get back up again, you're never going to keep him down.

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:37 pm

Beefheart wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Maybe a 'Politics Thread' one, but maybe not .... John Prescott maybe actually losing his marbles. Frankly I always thought he had done decades ago but

"former deputy prime minister John Prescott has dismissed the shadow business secretary, Chuka Umunna, as “Chumbawamba” at a Labour party conference event. Lord Prescott made the remark ... after he was asked how he viewed modern Labour politicians such as the Streatham MP. “Do you find it difficult? … when you are watching people do speeches, like … Chuka Umunna?” Prescott replied: “They can call him Chumbawamba.”
I don't think this will be the end of Prescott. He might get knocked down, but he'll get back up again, you're never going to keep him down.

He must still be living the nightmare! :mrgreen:


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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:58 pm

Just watched footage of that fella in New Dehli get savaged by that Tiger! :shock:

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Post by boltonboris » Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:31 pm

Horrible to watch when he got dragged away.. One of those things I wish I hadn't seen. Poor bloke
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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:32 pm

2 white tigers in their enclosure, one says 'fecking hell mate, have you shit? stinks!"
t'other replies 'yeah, i had an indian last night'

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