Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Bijou Bob]

So, Nearly Mrs Bob is on a health kick and in a bid to show some solidarity, and just in case it proved to be a miracle cure, I agreed to sample some of her 'Pure aloe vera'. "Take 20 mils" she said, it's great for arthritis, joint pain and your skin. I took the 20 mils just as she added ".....and apparently it cleanses the colon".

Gentlemen, I can confirm that indeed it does. Still, in the last 2 and a half hours, I've found my daughter a car, bought a coat from Jeff Banks and read the online Guardian, all whilst attempting to 5hit myself to death. Feckin aloe vera.........

[Worthy4England]

Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket?

[Bruce Rioja]

Bizarre. Just drove back into Bolton from Manchester and there was a bloke walking southbound between the two carriageways of the northbound side. Just staring at the horizon and walking towards it. Hope he's OK.

[bobo the clown]

So, Nearly Mrs Bob is on a health kick and in a bid to show some solidarity, and just in case it proved to be a miracle cure, I agreed to sample some of her 'Pure aloe vera'. "Take 20 mils" she said, it's great for arthritis, joint pain and your skin. I took the 20 mils just as she added ".....and apparently it cleanses the colon".

Gentlemen, I can confirm that indeed it does. Still, in the last 2 and a half hours, I've found my daughter a car, bought a coat from Jeff Banks and read the online Guardian, all whilst attempting to 5hit myself to death. Feckin aloe vera.........

Living were you do some 'not quite' shellfish could have done the job just as well.


I take it n-q-m-b is fine & dandy ??

[Bijou Bob]

Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket?

Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought

[Bruce Rioja]

[jaffka]

Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket?

Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought

Maybe just glancing at your speedometer will help

[Bijou Bob]

Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket?

Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought

Maybe just glancing at your speedometer will help

I did. About 200 metres too late.

[jaffka]

Could you use it in mitigation for your speeding ticket?

Thanks for reminding me. Radar detector bought

Maybe just glancing at your speedometer will help

I did. About 200 metres too late.

How fecking fast were you going

[Bijou Bob]

I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.

[Bruce Rioja]

I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.

Was it not you who advised the rest of us that the rule is 10% + 3, or somesuch?

[bobo the clown]

I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.

Was it not you who advised the rest of us that the rule is 10% + 3, or somesuch?

he'll Bob. Now you know why I kept it to myself when I got booked. A combination of smug b'stards, piss takers and holier than-thou are well with avoiding.

[LeverEnd]

Bizarre. Just drove back into Bolton from Manchester and there was a bloke walking southbound between the two carriageways of the northbound side. Just staring at the horizon and walking towards it. Hope he's OK.

Physically he is it seems, been sectioned though.
Heard about it earlier.

http://m.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/13348 ... 66_bridge/

[Burnden Paddock]

Bizarre. Just drove back into Bolton from Manchester and there was a bloke walking southbound between the two carriageways of the northbound side. Just staring at the horizon and walking towards it. Hope he's OK.

Physically he is it seems, been sectioned though.
Heard about it earlier.

http://m.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/13348 ... 66_bridge/

Relating to your previous post regarding the BN comments. Can't they just make anyone wishing to comment take a simple IQ test? I'm certain that 99% of the people commenting don't have single fecking brain cell between them. None of them understands the word compassion. The fecking inbred, racist c*nts!

[LeverEnd]

Take the pledge not to read them!

[Bijou Bob]

I reckon 38 in a 30. Or just under.

Was it not you who advised the rest of us that the rule is 10% + 3, or somesuch?

The rule of thumb used to be 10% plus 2. Ie you got potted for anything over 35 in a 30, 46 in a 40. That seems to have gone out of the windows, but in any case, I was over that.

[Burnden Paddock]

Take the pledge not to read them!

You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!

[Bijou Bob]

Take the pledge not to read them!

You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!

Which reads exactly like the comments column. How did BP pass the exam to get on here?!

[LeverEnd]

Take the pledge not to read them!

You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!

Which reads exactly like the comments column. How did BP pass the exam to get on here?!

Yeah the f!*king c$!t. And he's from
Bury where they all smell and talk funny.

[Burnden Paddock]

Take the pledge not to read them!

You made me read them by posting the link. It's all your fault, you c*nt!

Which reads exactly like the comments column. How did BP pass the exam to get on here?!

Except on my part there is a huge amount of sarcasm. Whereas the comments on the BN page are the genuinely held beliefs of a rather worryingly large number of people.