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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:32 pm

meanwhile - on facebook - people are actually praying for a dog, cruelly disfigured in a house fire!! :lol:

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not everyone is taken in, though...

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In a cruel twist of fate, I have also suffered severe burns this evening #PrayForMartyn :D

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:36 pm

^ Cruel bastards. I mean, I can see it's a piece of ham draped over the dog's head, but if you look closely you can see the owners have had the dog pierced and it's wearing a ring through it's lip!!!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:18 pm

Why is it that when speaking about the number of cows, aboard a ship for example, we say 'head of cattle'. 450 head of cattle were aboard, but I've no idea about their bodies or if a corresponding 1,800 leg of cattle made the journey!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:45 pm

thebish wrote:a bunch of white men with a guns is something to be calmly considered and debated... it seems... in America....

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... mmon-bundy
And on a similar dystopian note, there is a photograph in the Times on Monday, page 32, showing what can only be described as a black man whiting up. Performers celebrate the Cape Town Minstrels is the accompanying title to the picture. Reverse the colours and that appearing anywhere in Britain or America and AllHellWouldBeLetLoose.
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:05 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:a bunch of white men with a guns is something to be calmly considered and debated... it seems... in America....

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... mmon-bundy
And on a similar dystopian note, there is a photograph in the Times on Monday, page 32, showing what can only be described as a black man whiting up. Performers celebrate the Cape Town Minstrels is the accompanying title to the picture. Reverse the colours and that appearing anywhere in Britain or America and AllHellWouldBeLetLoose.
nahh - happens quite often here in devon...

you can even get the prime minister to happily pose with you..

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:15 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:a bunch of white men with a guns is something to be calmly considered and debated... it seems... in America....

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... mmon-bundy
And on a similar dystopian note, there is a photograph in the Times on Monday, page 32, showing what can only be described as a black man whiting up. Performers celebrate the Cape Town Minstrels is the accompanying title to the picture. Reverse the colours and that appearing anywhere in Britain or America and AllHellWouldBeLetLoose.
nahh - happens quite often here in devon...

you can even get the prime minister to happily pose with you..

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:33 pm

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Cheezus, the PC monster isn't as universal as I thought it was.
Give it time.. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:56 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:a bunch of white men with a guns is something to be calmly considered and debated... it seems... in America....

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... mmon-bundy
And on a similar dystopian note, there is a photograph in the Times on Monday, page 32, showing what can only be described as a black man whiting up. Performers celebrate the Cape Town Minstrels is the accompanying title to the picture. Reverse the colours and that appearing anywhere in Britain or America and AllHellWouldBeLetLoose.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:02 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Why is it that when speaking about the number of cows, aboard a ship for example, we say 'head of cattle'. 450 head of cattle were aboard, but I've no idea about their bodies or if a corresponding 1,800 leg of cattle made the journey!
See, the same puzzles me when applied to humans but only ever in restaurant/catering situations. "And it only came to £25 a head". That'll be £25 each then, won't it? :conf:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:12 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Why is it that when speaking about the number of cows, aboard a ship for example, we say 'head of cattle'. 450 head of cattle were aboard, but I've no idea about their bodies or if a corresponding 1,800 leg of cattle made the journey!
See, the same puzzles me when applied to humans but only ever in restaurant/catering situations. "And it only came to £25 a head". That'll be £25 each then, won't it? :conf:
I'd not connected that one, but yeah... :whack:
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Post by thebish » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:17 pm

similary - "100 rounds of ammunition" when you might think it easier to say "100 bullets"

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:39 pm

thebish wrote:similary - "100 rounds of ammunition" when you might think it easier to say "100 bullets"
Yes. That one too.
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Post by clapton is god » Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:23 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Why is it that when speaking about the number of cows, aboard a ship for example, we say 'head of cattle'. 450 head of cattle were aboard, but I've no idea about their bodies or if a corresponding 1,800 leg of cattle made the journey!
See, the same puzzles me when applied to humans but only ever in restaurant/catering situations. "And it only came to £25 a head". That'll be £25 each then, won't it? :conf:
And from the restaurant side of the equation that 'head' is a 'cover'.

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Post by clapton is god » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:03 am

Bloody air raid siren just sounded in Stretford! Just a test I guess, but it shook me for a few seconds.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:12 am

clapton is god wrote:Bloody air raid siren just sounded in Stretford! Just a test I guess, but it shook me for a few seconds.
Actually it was me, but you had civilians all around you so I didn't release my hellfire missile.
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clapton is god wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Why is it that when speaking about the number of cows, aboard a ship for example, we say 'head of cattle'. 450 head of cattle were aboard, but I've no idea about their bodies or if a corresponding 1,800 leg of cattle made the journey!
See, the same puzzles me when applied to humans but only ever in restaurant/catering situations. "And it only came to £25 a head". That'll be £25 each then, won't it? :conf:
And from the restaurant side of the equation that 'head' is a 'cover'.
Examples of a 'synechdoche' where a part of something is used figuratively to represent the whole e.g. 'take her hand in marriage' when presumably you get the rest of the bride as well.

Aside: I wasn't aware of the word until I watched the film 'Synechdoche, New York. Written and directed by Charlie Kaufman and starring Philip Seymour Hoffman. It's a weird one, but worth a go if you're into that sort of thing.

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Post by thebish » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:28 pm

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:D they did their best!

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:41 pm

Had to think a moment - but :D

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:44 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Had to think a moment - but :D
I'm still thinking... :|
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:07 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:Had to think a moment - but :D
I'm still thinking... :|
keep it up, it's good for you! :D

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