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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:48 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote: ...Sadly, there were no neeps - must be a Canadian shortage of swedes (or are they turnips?).
Turnips, turneeps, neeps. Swedes are an abomination to a Scotsman with haggis in inducing behavior similar to how a Cornishman reacts to Cornish pasties with carrots in...
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Post by Enoch » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:10 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: ...Sadly, there were no neeps - must be a Canadian shortage of swedes (or are they turnips?).
Turnips, turneeps, neeps. Swedes are an abomination to a Scotsman with haggis in inducing behavior similar to how a Cornishman reacts to Cornish pasties with carrots in...
A post worthy of Insano!

I'd say.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:13 am

Enoch wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: ...Sadly, there were no neeps - must be a Canadian shortage of swedes (or are they turnips?).
Turnips, turneeps, neeps. Swedes are an abomination to a Scotsman with haggis in inducing behavior similar to how a Cornishman reacts to Cornish pasties with carrots in...
A post worthy of Insano!

I'd say.
In what way, Sir!?
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Post by Enoch » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:17 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Enoch wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote: ...Sadly, there were no neeps - must be a Canadian shortage of swedes (or are they turnips?).
Turnips, turneeps, neeps. Swedes are an abomination to a Scotsman with haggis in inducing behavior similar to how a Cornishman reacts to Cornish pasties with carrots in...
A post worthy of Insano!

I'd say.
In what way, Sir!?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:20 am

Of course there's no accounting for the average Jock's lack of understanding when it comes to the English language, they will always beg to differ.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:24 am

Why the fcuk do turnips need wrapping individually in plastic? :crazy: Which reminds me to be angry about a supermarket here that buys lettuce from Spain, that gets flown to Holland to get a plastic bag and then flown to Dubai. Utter madness, no wonder the planet is fcuked :evil:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:25 am

Enoch wrote:Of course there's no accounting for the average Jock's lack of understanding when it comes to the English language, they will always beg to differ.
Exactly... only some Scots agree too > http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... -or-turnip
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:27 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Why the fcuk do turnips need wrapping individually in plastic? :crazy: Which reminds me to be angry about a supermarket here that buys lettuce from Spain, that gets flown to Holland to get a plastic bag and then flown to Dubai. Utter madness, no wonder the planet is fcuked :evil:
Aye, too true.
But to answer your first queation - so that Enoch can show me a picture of neeps and swedes looking exactly the same as each other, although obviously they aren't coz one's a swede and the other's a neep. :wink:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:29 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:Why the fcuk do turnips need wrapping individually in plastic? :crazy: Which reminds me to be angry about a supermarket here that buys lettuce from Spain, that gets flown to Holland to get a plastic bag and then flown to Dubai. Utter madness, no wonder the planet is fcuked :evil:
Aye, too true.
But to answer your first queation - so that Enoch can show me a picture of neeps and swedes looking exactly the same as each other, although obviously they aren't coz one's a swede and the other's a neep. :wink:
We're also assuming Tesco know the difference and aren't just sticking different labels on them to sell some of them for more :wink:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:35 am

One of life's great mysteries.

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Post by thebish » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:45 am

anyone who claims to know the answer or is an any way adamant about it in an argument IS a turnip. yes - looking at you McSpot...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:59 am

thebish wrote:anyone who claims to know the answer or is an any way adamant about it in an argument IS a turnip. yes - looking at you McSpot...
Of course I know the answer, the problem lies in the fact that there is more than one answer. But I quite clearly stated whose viewpoint I was delivering the Great Neep Conundrum from, which was your stereotypical Scotsman. So yes I'll wear the McSpot tartan and tell you quite plainly that a neep ain't a swede. 8)
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Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:anyone who claims to know the answer or is an any way adamant about it in an argument IS a turnip. yes - looking at you McSpot...
Of course I know the answer, the problem lies in the fact that there is more than one answer. But I quite clearly stated whose viewpoint I was delivering the Great Neep Conundrum from, which was your stereotypical Scotsman. So yes I'll wear the McSpot tartan and tell you quite plainly that a neep ain't a swede. 8)
Insano McSpot - has a ring to it... 8)

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thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:anyone who claims to know the answer or is an any way adamant about it in an argument IS a turnip. yes - looking at you McSpot...
Of course I know the answer, the problem lies in the fact that there is more than one answer. But I quite clearly stated whose viewpoint I was delivering the Great Neep Conundrum from, which was your stereotypical Scotsman. So yes I'll wear the McSpot tartan and tell you quite plainly that a neep ain't a swede. 8)
Insano McSpot - has a ring to it... 8)
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Post by thebish » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:16 am

childrens' books are adopting an altogether more disturbing tone nowadays...

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:19 am

thebish wrote:childrens' books are adopting an altogether more disturbing tone nowadays...

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I think something got lost in the translation... Tippen Sie auf die Kuh. Tue es jetzt. (it's some going when German sounds less abrasive than English)
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Post by Prufrock » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:08 pm

Scots must have been v confused by that Sun Graham Taylor headline.
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Prufrock wrote:Scots must have been v confused by that Sun Graham Taylor headline.
Yup, they thought the English had (s)mashed them...
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:35 pm

Thank you all for the clarifications which leave me just where I was.
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